Tommy Thompson: 'Nothing Wrong With Money-Loving Jews!'

'And you Jews have HUGE dicks, 12 inches on average!' - WonketteFourth-tier presidential candidate Tommy "Not the Law & Order Guy" Thompson thrilled an audience of Washington Jews by telling them he's cool with how they try to get all the money.


"I'm in the private sector and for the first time in my life I'm earning money. You know that's sort of part of the Jewish tradition and I do not find anything wrong with that," Thompson told the crowd, according to Haaretz.

That was enough to get some in the audience to put down their bags of money for a second and protest his remarks. Thompson explained, "What I was referring to, ladies and gentlemen, is the accomplishments of the Jewish religion. You've been outstanding business people and I compliment you for that."

Thompson added that Jewish men also have "huge cocks" even though Jewish women are "notoriously frigid" and that the black waiters at the event were "good at sports, except for swimming." His show was immediately dropped from MSNBC and CBS radio.

Republican presidential hopeful Thompson: Making money part of Jewish tradition [Haaretz]

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