Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin' Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)
Las Vegas! Put on your sequins and headdresses and boas and betasseled pasties, because you are joining us ... at a park. In the afternoon. For pot luck. Probably don't put on your pasties at all, come to think of it. But do put on sunscreen and mebbe a nice hat for shade and your most fetching political Tee! (OKAY and some pasties.)
We shall host you TOMORROW, Saturday, Nov. 4, let us call it 3 to 6 p.m. at Lorenzi Park, 3343 W Washington Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89107. Look for the
union label kittycat banner! We are sorry we are not champagning and steaking you at one of Vegas's spendier penthouse restaurants, but, well, you know how we are and it is cheap careful stewards of the money you give us every month to do things like "write dick jokes on the internet" and "pay the kids a living wage" and "drive around the country throwing you parties" and "buy Donna Rose all the Little Ponies at the thrift shop" and too also "KEEP YOU SANE"!
You know we do.
Upcoming! Dates To Be Announced! We do not know when because you know how when you are on a long road trip and you finally turn around and head toward home, you can't help just BOMBING IT and being home in 17 hours flat? Well we are trying our best NOT TO DO THAT and take some actual days to see a few of the national parks Ryan Zinke is trying to murder! (Until now we have been pretty bad about taking "vacation" on our "half-vacation.") But I would say be ready toward the end of next week to DROP EVERYTHING and come eat pizza with us POCATELLO, IDAHO; SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH; and HELENA, MONTANA.
You have been warned, WITH VENGEANCE.
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