Too Good to Check: Wonkette's Washingtonienne Party

OopsClearly, someone got a little drunk last night and thought they were being clever: They were half right. We regret to inform you that the email currently making the rounds inviting recipients "To a Reading by Jessica Cutler and a Party in honor of her Debut Book" at Smith Point this weekend is not real. Well, okay, Jessica could be having a book party at Smith Point... One could call her publisher and find out. We hear that's called "reporting" and to judge by the email addresses of the folks who have forwarded us the email, they're familiar with the process. In any case, we know it's early and all, but we're a little disappointed that anyone was fooled: Whoever wrote the thing misspelled "ass-fucking." We have a macro for that.


If you know what we mean.

Email reproduced after the jump.

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The Wonkette Invites you

To a Reading by Jessica Cutler and a Party in honor of her Debut Book

The Washingtonienne : A Novel

 

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Free bubbly of every caliber

(I knew you would come even if I didn't offer)

 

SMITH POINT

1338 Wisconsin Ave NW

SUNDAY, April 17 8-til late

 

RSVP: press@wonkette.com

Unless your name rhymes with henna and you are the daughter of a President

This invite is non-transferable  

 

Sponsored by Veuve Cliquot and Budweiser Beer

(THIS IS A CLASSY PARTY SO NO ASS F@KKING JOKES)

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