Too Much Information About Joe Biden's Various Glands
Ooh it's a new meaningless national poll! This one has Obama ahead by 8 points, thanks to the endorsement of America's first black president (before Dennis Haysbert, even!), Colin Powell. [ Reuters ]
Ted Stevens said funny things about his bare bottom during his recent corruption trial. [ Washington Post ]
Early voting started strong in a county outside Dallas -- people were lined up to vote half an hour before polls opened, and 3620 people cast their votes Monday. [ Tyler Morning Telegraph ]
Barack Obama campaigned in Orlando yesterday, quoting John McCain and all the smart things heusedto say about tax cuts. [ Los Angeles Times ]
Obama also used that line about "are you better off today than you were four weeks ago?", a reference to the old socialist demagogue Ronald Reagan. [ Boston Herald ]
Joe Biden's brain is in sound condition, but his prostate is enlarged. Can America afford to have a vice president with a formerly wonky brain and an enlarged prostate? [ WebMD ]