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Traitor Congressman Parker Griffith's Entire Staff Just Quit

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Alabama fraud Parker Griffith, who won his congressional seat as a Democrat but just switched to the GOP becausehe likes to fuck boys he's scared of southern teabaggers, got a special karmic present today from his entire staff: They all quit! HA.


From some gloating Democrat press release:

Nearly every staff member of Representative Parker Griffith's office tendered their resignation this morning in response to his recent decision to change party membership. This included the Chief of Staff, along with the entire legislative and communications team.

Oh, and his entire campaign-consulting team quit just before Christmas. [MSNBC]

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While the year 2018 will be remembered for a lot of (mostly terrible) things, it should also go down in history as the year two entirely different women got married to ghosts. Most recently, a lady named Amethyst Realm (of course) made headlines by claiming that after having had sex with at least 20 different ghosts, she had finally settled down with one she met on a flight to Australia. As one does.

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Time for another episode of Poppy's Bad Tweets, wherein we answer the eternal question, DOES COMMANDER TWITTER THUMBS HAVE A POINT, OR IS HE JUST SMOCKING CRACK?

(Spoiler alert ....)

Yeah, About That NO COLLUSION...

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