Tricks, Dicks
* John Boehner is not supposed to mention the immigration bill is "a piece of shit." [ On Call ]
* Fred Thompson frees his son from the burden of leaching off his father's PAC. [ MoJo ]
* John Murtha only eats breakfast with people whose planes he can buy. [ Worldwidestandard ]
* "Fucking Maureen Dowd is like launching a bottle rocket into the Grand Canyon." [ Rude Pundit ]
* All you ever needed to know about political history you learned from watching Point Break . [ McSweeneys ]