* John Boehner is not supposed to mention the immigration bill is "a piece of shit." [On Call]

* Fred Thompson frees his son from the burden of leaching off his father's PAC. [MoJo]

* John Murtha only eats breakfast with people whose planes he can buy. [Worldwidestandard]

* "Fucking Maureen Dowd is like launching a bottle rocket into the Grand Canyon." [Rude Pundit]

* All you ever needed to know about political history you learned from watching Point Break. [McSweeneys]


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