We're just all kinds of bent out of shape by this.


The Conservative Political Action Conference is still groaning along for one last day before it has to clear out for a boat show or something, but before it fades away, we have this news of former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who explained Friday why he always wears his cowboy hat and those 37 pieces of flair:

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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