The Trooper from America's forgotten "Troopergate" scandal has a thing on the Internet today, for some reason. No one has cared about this person for over a year, so you can just imagine the overwrought similes he has saved up! "[Todd and Sarah] are like poisonous snakes in the grass who spew nothing but venom. They just lay in wait and they attack you until you're dead." Exactly. Wait, what? Anyway, let's wait to see how this random human from Sarah Palin's past finds a way to monetize that connection! Head towards the Internet, young man. [HuffPost]