Tropical Storm Danny Is Not Too Big To Fail

  • A woman who was allegedly kidnapped by a pervy nut 18 years ago has been found; she's now 29 and has two children with said alleged nut. [ABC News]
  • Tropical Storm Danny, which was supposed to ruin Ted Kennedy's funeral and threaten the lives of President Obama's daughter, appears to be pulling its punches. [Reuters]
  • As part of his bankruptcy plan, Michael Vick will have to figure out how to squeak by on about $300,000 annually, with the rest of his earnings going to investments or creditors. [Daily Press]
  • Remember how 9/11 happened because the CIA and the FBI couldn't get along? They still can't get along. [New York Times]
  • J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, and Citigroup "now issue one of every two mortgages and about two of every three credit cards." Sheila Bair no likey. [Washington Post]
  • How unusual! Wildfires in Southern California! [Los Angeles Times]

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