Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years
There was a very nice endorsement of Hillary Clinton for US Preznit Of America on Wednesday morning! It was in the Dallas Morning News, and it starts like this:
There is only one serious candidate on the presidential ballot in November. We recommend Hillary Clinton.
The paper goes on to explain that it didn't just flip a coin, but carefully considered its endorsement, noting that it "has not recommended a Democrat for the nation's highest office since before World War II — if you're counting, that's more than 75 years and nearly 20 elections." The paper's editorial board has been fairly conservative for quite a while, though it has occasionally pushed back with the notion that it's Fair And Balanced. As the Washington Post points out, what's remarkable about the endorsement is that it so strongly backs Hillary, as opposed to some sort of resigned "We guess she's the best" sort of thing. The Post also notes that the Dallas Morning News has in the past gone the route of the non-dorsement, as in 1964 when, faced with a choice between Lyndon Johnson and Barry Goldwater, it chose "Fuck 'em both."
Here is what the conservative paper has to say about how Donald Trump is ruining conservatism, for conservatives:
Trump's values are hostile to conservatism. He plays on fear — exploiting base instincts of xenophobia, racism and misogyny — to bring out the worst in all of us, rather than the best. His serial shifts on fundamental issues reveal an astounding absence of preparedness. And his improvisational insults and midnight tweets exhibit a dangerous lack of judgment and impulse control.
Fairly straightforward, right?
Let's bring in Donald Trump's idiot spokes-stooge Katrina Pierson, who is a verified numbnuts lame-brain moron, to tell us what the Trump campaign thinks about this:
MARIA BARTIROMO: It's the first time your hometown paper has recommended a Democrat since before World War II. [...] What do you do about it?
KATRINA PIERSON: Well, nothing. We just acknowledge that the Dallas Morning News is a liberal paper ...
Pierson says the only reason the paper supports Republicans is "because that’s the establishment in the state of Texas," which, even if true, STILL MAKES HER CANDIDATE LOOK BAD. If the paper's editorial board is actually conservative, then they are picking Hillary because Donald Trump is the shittiest thing the GOP has dingleberried out of its bottom in the last 75 YEARS. If the board is actually super-liberal, but goes along with Republicans for "Texas" reasons, that means it managed to endorse Dubya, Mitt Romney, Bob Dole, Richard Nixon, John McCain, and all the other GOP nominees in the last 75 YEARS, but can't stomach it this time because Donald Trump is the shittiest thing the GOP has dingleberried out of its bottom in the last 75 YEARS.
Look, it's insulting to regular stupid people to call Katrina Pierson an idiot. This is the dingbat who thought it was totally not sexist for Donald Trump to do sexism to Ted Cruz's wife Heidi. She is the rocket scientist who thinks it's also not sexist for Trump to call women "bimbos," because Trump criticizes boys too! She is the brain surgeon who thinks Obama started the war in Afghanistan.
And now we just have a new example to add to the file, for the next time Pierson says something stupid and we want to write a paragraph citing instances in which she was D-U-Double-M DUMM.
Do read the entire Dallas Morning News endorsement, for it is lovely, and it might help Hillz win Texas (ONE CAN DREAM!), at which point the GOP will essplode into electoral oblivion for all eternity, in Jesus's name, Amen.