He's just very passionate.

So this happened Friday at a Trump rally in Kissimmee, Florida. As the rally (complete with the usual Two Minutes Hate directed at the press pen at the back of the auditorium) let out, a white-haired gent wearing a "Don't Tread On Me" button approached the reporters to give them an important message, as captured on video by CNN's Noah Gray:

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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