Trump Men Wish All You Lil Ladies Would Toughen Up And Stop Letting Yourself Get Sexually Harassed

2016 Presidential Election

WOMEN! They are always shopping and can't parallel park and just can't stop being so weak and unpowerful that men sexually harass them! It "happened" to Gretchen Carlson, maybe, or Megyn Kelly, or (just kidding, it happened to every woman who worked at Fox News ever, plus your mom). Women should be more like Ivanka Trump, say all the man Trumps, because she is a strong black woman who would never let herself get sexually harassed.

"Hey, listen, we all run a company, my father runs a company, we take this - that is an absolute no-go anywhere, and that’s very much the case," Eric Trump said. "I think what he’s saying is, Ivanka is a strong, powerful woman, she wouldn’t allow herself to be objected to it, and by the way, you should take it up with Human Resources, and I think she would as a strong person, at the same time, I don’t think she would allow herself to be subjected to that. I think that’s a point he was making, and I think he did so well."

This latest Trump Hell comes courtesy of Eric Trump batting cleanup for his father, who recently explained sexual harassment to USA Today:

When I mentioned this to Trump in a phone interview last Tuesday, he doubled down on his retrograde take. “There was quite a bit of fabulous things said [about Ailes by Gretchen Carlson],” he told me. “It would be easier for me and more politically correct for me to say you are right. But you would think she wouldn’t say those things.” [...]

What if someone had treated Ivanka in the way Ailes allegedly behaved?

His reply was startling, even by Trumpian standards. “I would like to think she would find another career or find another company if that was the case,” he said.


Ivanka Trump is a powerful woman who would never let herself be sexually harassed, unlike the rest of those loser non-Trump dames. Definitely.

The end.


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