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Donald Trump got to go to the FOOOOOBAWWWWWWWW game Monday night! It was the college football championship game and it was a big deal down here in the South, because it was the Georgia Bulldogs and the Alabama Crimson Tide, and Alabama won, ROLL TIDE ROLL! (Actually, to be honest, yr Wonkette lives in Memphis and we do not give two squirrelly fucks about either of these teams, we are just still saying ROLL TIDE ROLL because of what Alabama did in its recent election between an accused pedophile and a regular human person.)

By all accounts, the game was just really good FOOOOOBAWWWWWWWW, and we are sorry we missed it.

We did not miss Donald Trump standing for the national anthem at the game, though, like a true American patriot. You see, as Trump has informed us, you are supposed to stand with your hand on your heart during the national anthem, and if you don't do that, you are obviously a black person. Wait, that's not it. Regardless, the president knows black football players who don't stand for the anthem are a "son of a bitch" who should be YOU'RE FIRED from football, even though they are not actually protesting the anthem itself, but trying to draw attention to police brutality and racial inequality, oh fuck it, if you are reading Wonkette, you already know why they're protesting.

The point is the president of the United States is a white supremacist.

But he's a STANDING WHITE SUPREMACIST, OK? You see his picture up there! Look, here it is again, as tweeted by Donald Trump Jr., who is just crying salty tears out of his misshapen face begging for a retweet from Daddy, one that will probably never ever come:

Know what else Junior probably doesn't get from Daddy, besides retweets? Hugs :(

The weird thing about Trump standing for the national anthem is that he appeared (?) to be trying (?) to sing along (?) with the anthem, but SOME ARE SAYING it looks like he doesn't know the words. We may have an unpopular opinion on this, but to our eyes, he just didn't sing along to every word. MAYBE the parts where he wasn't singing, he was forgetting the words entirely? Or MAYBE he was zoning out and thinking about pussy? Or -- and this is Wonkette being charitable because we don't want to just RawStory the president when he does a thousand legitimate things a day worthy of scorn and derision -- it's possible he was just doing that thing lots of people do, where they half-assedly mouth along with like nine words of the anthem, because come on, it is time for the football game.

Then again, if Trump actually cared about the national anthem and wasn't just using black players' anthem protests to rile up his white supremacist supporters, HE WOULD SING ALONG TO EVERY WORD WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE AND MESSING UP HIS ORANGE MAKE-UP.

We're going to file this one under "unclear" and say, WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE:

Whatever happened there, it was not at all like that time Trump was at Arlington National Cemetery and did a weird swaying back and forth thing while he BIGLY MOUTHED twenty percent of the words of the anthem. Or maybe it IS the same and he just didn't dance this time?

Regardless of what happened at the championship game, we can all agree with Alabama running back Bo Scarbrough, who shared his thoughts about the president as the team was walking from the locker room. His thoughts are, "FUCK TRUMP!"

Ahhhhh, America! You are still alive and well.

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Robbin Young. Fair use so we can all see the boob picture she sent to her 12 true loves.

Robbin Young starred in the Roger Moore masterpiece For Your Eyes Only as the seventh female lead, "Girl in Flower Shop." She also starred in a bunch of Playboys, and the DM's of a humble Romanian hacker who stole her heart. But he was not a humble Romanian hacker, he was 12 Russian military intelligence officers in a trench coat. And now Young has shared those DMs and pictures of her buzzies with the Sun, because that's the one that's fookin' classy.

See how she loved! See how Guccifer ghosted her ass! See how she loves him (them) still! See how she was all up in Seth Rich and shit! (We think Young's judgment might not be awesome.) Also she wrote this "erotic poem," and we're going to need you to read it.

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And now it is time for your weekly reminder that in the Trump era, FUCKING APESHIT OUTRAGE WORKS.

On Monday, Donald Trump, the transactional president who for some godforsaken reason sees Vladimir Putin has his one true father, discussed making an Art Of The Deal with Russia that involved letting Robert Mueller interrogate the Russian spies who hacked America in 2016 (with Russian supervision, of course, in Russia) in exchange for sending Putin whichever American citizens hurt Putin's poor fragile butthurt pansy-ass feelings the past several years. One of Putin's targets is Michael McFaul, the former ambassador to Russia, whom Putin just hates. Hillary Clinton isn't on the official list yet, but give it a few weeks.

On Wednesday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders looked at reporters and told them Trump's people were considering the idea, but hadn't decided yet, because it's so hard for the Trump administration to decide how many treasons to do per week.

But hooray! The White House has decided that, after literally every American with a patriotic bone in his or her body said, "THE FUCK YOU SAY," they will not send Americans to Putin's gulag after all. The Washington Post reports:

The White House announced Trump's opposition Thursday as the Senate prepared to vote on a resolution telling the president not to honor Putin's request, which would have exposed former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul, among others, to Russian questioning.

"It is a proposal that was made in sincerity by President Putin, but President Trump disagrees with it," White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement.

Oh my fucking Lord, Shuckabee, did you really type that Putin's offer was "sincere," or did Donald grab the statement after you finished with it and add those words in illiterate Sharpie in the margins, along with "DOES NOT MEAN PUTIN IS NOT MY BEST FRIEND" and "NO COLLUSION"?

By the way, that resolution passed the Senate with flying colors:

WOMP WOMP, Trump! Sorry American freedom and democracy stepped all over your dick again! Guarantee it's gonna happen again! Go fuck yourself! Enjoy the 48 Big Macs you have for dinner tonight! Don't talk directly into the soccer ball Putin gave you, 'less you want it to talk back to you in Russian!

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