TSA Sez 'Don't Forget the Lube!'
A Wonkette operative alerts us to a curious example of TSA terror-liquid leniency : While you can't bring hand lotion or even lip gloss in your carryon, you cancarry "up to 4 oz." of "personal lubricants."
That's right, frequent flyers: Bogus terror threats or not, Homeland Security wants you to have comfortable anal sex while flying.
Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look 'em straight in the eyes and say, "It's personal lubricant , and it's for fucking."
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