Tucker Carlson: Defending Our Men's Rooms From the Gays
In this clip, beloved pundit Tucker Carlson proves how totally 100% not gay he is by telling a charming story about how he and his fellow not-gay friend bashed some fag's head against a bathroom stall. Yeah! Just let Larry Craig try that wide-stance foot-tapping bullshit with Tucker! He'll smash his fucking homo skull in!