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We are sorry to all the vile lefties who visit this site, but your precious Barack Obama is toast, man. He's done. Having clearly become tired of waiting for the Romney Camp to do a GAME CHANGE its own inept self, Matt Drudge and Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity took it upon themselves to release shocking never-before-seen-or-reported-on video of the "president" talking like a common negro about Katrina and poverty and the LA Riots. (We are sure the Romney campaign is just thrilled with them.) How unreported was this story? Well, here is your Wonkette's story reporting on it at the time. And how does Tucker Carlson know it was unreported back then (in 2007)? That's easy. He knows it wasn't reported on then, he told Sean Hannity, because he reported on it then. If anything, it just makes too much sense! But are the boys trying to stir up a race war? Well, rather baldly if Tucker's declaration last night "This isn't a dog whistle; this is a dog siren" is any indication. So did his cohort rush to enlist? What do you think?


The above tweet is from John Hawkins. You may remember him from all of end of last week, when he wrote that hilarious column about how Mitt Romney just cannot stop saving people's lives! And the Romney campaign, pathetically, put it on their own website! What could go wrong when you are posting shit from people who write at Stormfront starter drug Townhall.com? Well, a few days later, they could tweet that a white woman voting for the president is like a black woman voting for the KKK, for starters. (And by "could," we mean "DEFINITELY WILL, EVERY TIME.")

So that happened. In the meantime, Daily Caller cub reporter Matthew Boyle was taking to the Tweeter to post grand, stirring Pattonesque twats about how Daily Caller would never give up, never surrender!

Can't you just hear the string section swelling?

Meanwhile again, the video ignited accusations of racism from Michelle Malkin and Twitchy to the vile left, just like Matt Drudge predicted!

What are Twitchy's first two examples of the vile left's vicious racism? Oh, this:

You are not allowed to laugh at Matt Drudge, you guys! Stop being vicious and mean!

As Twitchy reported earlier, Matt Drudge has been teasing the unveiling of a tape purporting to show Barack Obama engaging in a 40-minute racially-charged rant. Progressives, feeling compelled to defend the president against his own words, are already attempting damage control in anticipation of the big reveal, dismissing Drudge’s story as a big, fat nothingburger.

Some leftists aren’t content to stop there. They’re putting Drudge firmly in their crosshairs, accusing Drudge of racist sensationalism and smearing him as a bigot. When in doubt, play the race card:

Then she posts a bunch of mockery from such noted race hustlers as Matt Yglesias and Dave Weigel. Because it is absolutely true that to certain people, who are racist, pointing out that something is racist is the most racist you can be. (This Buzzfeed story on the topic is interesting and very well-done and features Tucker Carlson spitting racist nails.)

Boyle and Carlson and Twitchy and the crew have convinced themselves that the vile left is wetting its pants in terror over these revelations; this seems belied by the fact that out of the couple dozens of vile leftist tweets Twitchy posts, only two are earnestly outraged and the rest are just cold laughing their asses off.

Great job, you guys. Total game change. We're sure the Romney camp is super grateful right now.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Yr Wonkette has been getting quite a few visits from trolls lately, although most of the infestations have been incredibly tiresome and not at all worth discussing here. We're talking, like, not even as good as ol' Turgid Love Muscle Guy. Come to think of it, we haven't seen him in a while; hope he's OK. At least health-wise.

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In 2006, Bob Casey Jr., then the Pennsylvania state treasurer, defeated Rick Santorum and took his seat in the US Senate; presumably only after having it steam cleaned. Not that Casey wanted anything much to do with Dan Savage, the columnist who had helpfully made the alternative definition of "Santorum" one of the best demonstrations of the power of trolling for the prior three years. But in '06, Casey's campaign actually declined a donation from Savage; Casey's finance director thanked him, but suggested maybe Savage could give the money to a group working against Santorum so Casey wouldn't get flak for taking the donation. That was back when Dems were happy to talk about civil unions but frightened of gay marriage, and Casey just plain wussed out on the chance to bring a "weeks-long debate about feces, lube, and assfucking" to the Senate race, as then-Wonket Dave Weigel put it. But Bob Casey has come rather a long way since then, and he now supports marriage equality. He might still be a bit shy about a full-on embrace of buttsechs talk, however.

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