Tucker Carlson's Winning Streak Finally Ends
America's affair with Tucker Carlson was brief, and it ended bitterly.
Last night, Tucker was the very first guy voted off Dancing With the Stars. While it is sad that we've lost so many opportunities for mocking and derision, it does mean we no longer have to watching Dancing With the Stars.
And Tucker, now that you're back to punditry, please also go back to buttoning your shirts all the way.