Tucker Carlson's Winning Streak Finally Ends

America's affair with Tucker Carlson was brief, and it ended bitterly.

Last night, Tucker was the very first guy voted off Dancing With the Stars. While it is sad that we've lost so many opportunities for mocking and derision, it does mean we no longer have to watching Dancing With the Stars.

There's still no mention of the loss on Tucker's blog, but we wish to be the first to welcome Tucker back to DC, and to wish him luck in his audition for The Biggest Loser.

And Tucker, now that you're back to punditry, please also go back to buttoning your shirts all the way.


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