Turtle Not Satan After All


A harmless sea creature caused quite a commotion earlier today when its owner mistook it for Satan and CNN picked up the story. After further consultation with expert demonologist Sean Hannity, however, it was determined that the turle is not in fact Satan.

Satan's Image on Turtle's Shell [CNN]


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