Pandagon.net lets Alan Colms write the entry for Sean Hannity, 2003's 12th most annoying conservative:
You can sell my car. You can tell my mother that I died in a Tijuana brothel. You can even drive over to my house and dump your leaves on my lawn, and then tell the city that I'm behind on my property tax. BUT YOU CAN'T TELL MY CHILDREN THAT YOU'RE THEIR REAL FATHER AND THEN "HANNITIZE" THEM INTO YOUR FAMILY.
Twenty Most Annoying Conservatives of 2003 [Pandagon.net]