I Libeled Julian Assange And All I Got Was An Incoherent Threat From Wikileaks
Hi Wikileaks! Hiiiiii!
18 Jan 2017
Olive Garden Parent Company Darden Finds Exciting New Way To Screw Your Server
Olive Garden is paying its workers with debit cards that rack up fees every time you try to actually use them. What's in YOUR wallet?
17 May 2016
Chinese Restaurant Server In Trouble For Mocking Jerk Hipsters On Receipt. (Hint: The Hipsters Were Jerks)
In which a server at a Chinese restaurant is schooled by an insufferable hipster on the authenticity of serving rice in small bowls rather than large. STOP IT, HIPSTERS.
11 May 2016
New York Mayor Bill De Blasio Suggests Not Cramming Your Throat With Gay-Hatin' Chick-Fil-A
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.
10 May 2016
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