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We Are Now, As Ever, At War With Eastasia. Happy Memorial Day From Yr Wonkette.

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The Long And Fartknocking Road: A Sarah Palin Channel Retrospectacular

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Says Liberals Bad, Kevin Costner Movie Good

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Channel Announces Blowout Sale, All Derp Must Go

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Is Your New James Joyce Yes She Said Yes She Will Yes

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The Fartknocker Report: Nanny-Stater Sarah Palin Tells America How To Raise Kids Good

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin's Empire Of Grift Crumbles Into The Eternal Sea

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Takes Summer Vacation, Leaves Fans Lonely, Confused

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Vomits Pre-Digested Content Right Down Your Throathole

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Is All Het Up About The Spanishes

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The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin So Mad Barack Obama Loves ISIS More Than Jesus

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We Are Now, As Ever, At War With Eastasia. Happy Memorial Day From Yr Wonkette.

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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK?

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Nice Time! Your Hippie 'Wind' And 'Solar' Gonna Murder Fracking DEAD

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Inspector General Had 'Urgent' Whistleblower Report For Congress. You'll Never Guess Who Broke The Law To Bury It!

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And Now For Something Completely Different, The President's Brain Is Broken

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Who Needs To Be Shot? Fox News Has Some Ideas!

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