Lord Bless And Keep New Orleans As A New Storm Comes
And of course, Laissez les bon temps rouler. Someday soon, hopefully.
27 Mar 2020
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Rush Limbaugh So Mad At Deep State Coronavirus Liars Like Dr. Fauci, He Just Might Die!
In which we invent the word 'corona-lingus.' Click for proper definition and to see it used in a sentence!
27 Mar 2020
How Is Trump F*cking Up The Coronavirus Ventilator Situation Today?
All of this is so predictable.
27 Mar 2020
Dumbass MS Gov: THIS AIN'T CHINESE NORTH KOREA! Also Dumbass MS Gov: MY TRUCK, MY RULES!
Governor Tater has issued a new executive order to 'protect' Mississippi from coronavirus.
26 Mar 2020
Trump's Gonna Blame Peter Strzok For Coronavirus Before This Is Over, Isn't He?
And Lisa Page and Hillary Clinton and Bruce Ohr and Fusion GPS and James Comey and ...
26 Mar 2020
WTF Is Happening With Coronavirus In Russia?
Well, for one thing, RBMK reactors can't explode, so don't you even.
25 Mar 2020
And Now, Your Daily Dispatch From The Fox News/Rightwing Coronavirus Death Cult!
There is something terribly wrong with these people.
25 Mar 2020
Wait, You Mean Staying The F*ck At Home WORKS?
This isn't some sort of perverse punishment? WHOA IF TRUE.
25 Mar 2020
Easter Bunny Trump Gonna Put Surprise In America's Easter Basket! (It Is Coronavirus)
Donald Trump did a town hall with Fox News today. It was bad.
24 Mar 2020
Dumbass Mississippi Governor Gonna Cure Coronavirus With BIBLE
Could you please keep your coughing to a minimum? Governor Tater is tryin' to read the Good Word.
24 Mar 2020
How Many People Will Trump's Coronavirus Pressers Kill Before The Media Stops Running Them Live?
Cut his FUCKING mic.
24 Mar 2020
President Crankypants Getting His Coronavirus Briefings From Fox News Again
DUMB MEDICAL 'EXPERTS' ARE RUINING HIS BEAUTIFUL ECONOMY!
23 Mar 2020
Dr. Fauci Says What He Really Thinks About President Lie-Mouth's Coronavirus Mouth-Lies
Just kidding, his real thoughts are probably much meaner.
23 Mar 2020
Meet Your New Dad Marvin, Who Knows Kansas Ain't Got Coronavirus 'Cause Kansas Ain't Chinese Like Italy!
FACTCHECK: Coronavirus done come to Kansas.
20 Mar 2020
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