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It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About.
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Gonna try that 'catch more flies with honey than vinegar' thing for like five seconds and then go back to being dicks.
MAD ABOUT A THING. We are not mad at Alex Vindman, though. MAD ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
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