Masha, Masha, Masha! Yovanovitch, That Is. (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Two!)
Wonkette's live coverage of the Marie Yovanovitch testimony!
15 Nov 2019
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The 876,601 Stupidest Things Fox News Said About Bill Taylor And George Kent
Oh well, can't win 'em all, boys!
14 Nov 2019
Somehow Guy Suing Imaginary Cow Not Most Embarrassing Republican At Impeachment Hearing
Try harder next time, Devin.
14 Nov 2019
Trump Told Half A Ukrainian Arby's About His Plans To Extort Their President
Bill Taylor told quite a story yesterday!
14 Nov 2019
Live On ALL CHANNELS, It's The Trump Impeachment! (Liveblog, Day One!)
Bill Taylor, George Kent, YOU'RE UP.
13 Nov 2019
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About.
Missed some Ukraine stories and need to catch up? WONKETTE GOT YOU.
12 Nov 2019
Rudy's Confess-A-Crime Podcast Will Be Just Like Build-A-Bear, Except Crimes Not Bears!
You know, allegedly.
12 Nov 2019
Tulsi Gabbard Sends List Of Demands To Hillary Clinton, READ THE TRANSCRIPT!11!!1!!1!1
Everybody is saying Tulsi's list of demands for Hillary Clinton is perfect.
12 Nov 2019
How Are GOP Idiots Defending Trump's Ukraine Crimes Today?
None of them will say Trump's Ukraine call was perfect :(
11 Nov 2019
Rudy Giuliani: The Password Is 'ASSWORD'
Buckle up, chucklefux! This time it's WEIRD.
11 Nov 2019
A Gentle And Loving Reprimand For Chuck Todd, Because We Are Gentle And Loving
Gonna try that 'catch more flies with honey than vinegar' thing for like five seconds and then go back to being dicks.
11 Nov 2019
How You Like Your Weekly Top Ten's Homemade Mullet?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
09 Nov 2019
Lt. Col. Alex Vindman's Testimony Just Reminded Us Of Something That PISSES US THE F*CK OFF
MAD ABOUT A THING. We are not mad at Alex Vindman, though. MAD ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
08 Nov 2019
Sean Hannity Seems Kinda Spooked
Funny how his name keeps coming up in all these Trump impeachment depositions!
08 Nov 2019
'Anonymous' Says Trump More Bugf*cking Dumbstupid Than You Ever Knew, But You Knew That Already
Wonkette book review for book we have not read and will not read!
08 Nov 2019
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