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07 Dec 2019
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Senate Intel Committee Knows GOP Ukraine Conspiracy Theories Are Horsesh*t But SHHHHH DON'T TELL!
Maybe they'll release their report when committee chair Richard Burr is done spreading Russian propaganda for Donald Trump.
06 Dec 2019
Hot: That New Joe Biden Ad. Not: FIGHTING A AUDIENCE, JOE.
This is some MALARKEY right here.
05 Dec 2019
Naming And Shaming The 71 House Republicans Who Just Took Russia's Side In Ukraine War
SPOILER: Devin Nunes is not on this list. Maybe he is not feeling well?
05 Dec 2019
Who's Bill Barr Gotta Blow To Get Some Made-Up Conspiracy Theories About Russia Investigation For Donald Trump?
NOT JOHN DURHAM, APPARENTLY.
05 Dec 2019
Next Time, Pam Karlan, Just Make Fun Of Donald Trump Jr.'s Face
Feel free to be as cruel as you'd like!
05 Dec 2019
IS 'IMPEACH' EVEN IN CONSTITUTION? House Judiciary Impeachment Liveblog, Day One!
All Donald Trump's stupid questions answered!
04 Dec 2019
Devin Nunes Just Met You And This Is Crazy But Here's His Number CALL HIM MAYBE?
Devin Nunes's phone number is not in this blog post, IT'S A SONG LYRIC, MORONS.
03 Dec 2019
Kamala Harris Is Dropping Out, And That Makes Us Sad
Not the last we'll be seeing of Kamala Harris.
03 Dec 2019
Meet Texas GOP Idiot Rep. Randy Weber. Chris Cuomo Just Ate Him On Live TV.
Wait, you mean the Ukraine conspiracy theories Donald Trump finds in his butt aren't true?
03 Dec 2019
Coming IG Report Doesn't Indict FBI For Treason And Bill Barr Is Having A Sh********tfittttt
This is what happens when you smoke your own farts.
03 Dec 2019
Trump Lying About Ukrainian President Again, Wait WHAAAAAAAAT?
THE FUCK YOU SAY.
02 Dec 2019
We Need To Talk Some More About John Kennedy's Mouthbreathing Kremlin Propaganda
TV people, it's time to stop booking this dipshit.
02 Dec 2019
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