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18 Jan 2020
Evan Hurst
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And Now We Know EXACTLY Why Rex Tillerson Called Trump A 'F*cking Moron'
Besides how that's just true.
17 Jan 2020
Trump Did CRIME With Ukraine Freeze And Republicans Are Like YAY CRIME!
Here a CRIME, there a CRIME, everywhere a CRIME CRIME.
17 Jan 2020
Lev Explains It All, Episode Two: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love Talking To Rachel Maddow
All this needs to be investigated, but hoo boy.
17 Jan 2020
Lev Parnas? President Truth-Mouth Doesn't Know Her.
PAR-NASS? I'm not sure I know a PAR-NASS!
16 Jan 2020
Trump Finally Gets Ukraine To Announce Criminal Investigation, LOL
NO, NOT THAT ONE!
16 Jan 2020
Here's Your Lev Parnas Rachel Maddow Recap, OH MY GOD
And there's a second hour of it tonight!
16 Jan 2020
This DOES Sound Like Matt Gaetz!
Did Matt Gaetz make up a sex game in the Florida lege where he and Squi and Tobin would get points for boning lobbyists, staff and married legislators? That would be on-brand!
15 Jan 2020
Eric Swalwell Being Mean To Chris Cillizza Like A Common Wonkette, Awwww Yay!
Here for it.
15 Jan 2020
Nancy Pelosi's Impeachment Managers IS A COP! (Or At Least Val Demings Is.)
All of them are pretty badass, TBH.
15 Jan 2020
Michael Flynn Not Guilty, YOU ARE THE GUILTY!
He did not breach his plea agreement, YOU DID!
15 Jan 2020
Bernie Said Joe Told Amy That Pete And Liz Are Faking Being Gay Ladies. Your Democratic Debate Preview!
Sorry, Tom Steyer, you don't fit in this headline.
14 Jan 2020
Looks Like We Might Get A Real Senate Impeachment Trial, Y'all!
Despite Mitch McConnell's very best intentions, SAD TROMBONING!
14 Jan 2020
Let's Play 'Russia If You're Listening' Mad Libs! Come On, It'll Be Fun!
Everything is 2016 again.
14 Jan 2020
What's Wrong, Impeachy The Clown, Is Nancy Pelosi Making You Cry A Whole Bunch?
IMPEACHMENT IS ETERNAL.
13 Jan 2020
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