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14 Sep 2019
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Trump: What If We Just Did The Obama Iran Deal ... BUT STUPIDER?
Art of the Deal, everyone!
13 Sep 2019
Meet Briscoe Cain, The Texas Rep Idiot Who Death Threated Beto Last Night. WHAT A BIG MAN!
Also describes himself as 'gorgeous wife' in his Twitter bio.
13 Sep 2019
Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE!
Your Democratic debate preview!
12 Sep 2019
Jerry Falwell Jr.'s Wondercock Gonna SUE YOU SO HARD! No, HARDER!
Your daily update on THE JERRYCOCK!
12 Sep 2019
Michael Flynn Is A Very Serious Person With A Very Serious Lawyer
Want some bullcrap about Michael Flynn and his bullcrap TV lawyer Sidney Powell? You have come to the right bullcrap place!
11 Sep 2019
​What's Better Than Trump's Worst Poll Ever? TWO Trump's Worst Polls Evers!
DO NOT CONGRATULATE.
11 Sep 2019
Trump Thinks Using Foreign Spies Is HOW RUDE!
Jesus, what a useless sack of shit.
11 Sep 2019
Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW?
Mazel Tov to the happy couple, whomever the happy couple might be, ALLEGEDLY.
10 Sep 2019
John Bolton, You Are BYE FELICIA BYE!
We don't know how to feel right now, but we can't stop laughing either.
10 Sep 2019
Everything About This Russian Spy Extraction Story Is Unsettling As F*ck
There is fuckery afoot, we guarantee it.
10 Sep 2019
Jerry And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcock: The Jerry Falwell Jr. Story! Allegedly!
Jerry Falwell Jr. fucks his wife, OK? HE FUCKS HIS WIFE!
09 Sep 2019
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