Hillary Clinton Said True Thing About Tulsi Gabbard, Everybody Sh*t Your Pants!
Nothing about this is incorrect or remotely controversial.
18 Oct 2019
Evan Hurst
Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.
Follow him on Twitter RIGHT HERE.
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Just Saying The Republic Is Under Attack, From Donald Trump
IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY.
18 Oct 2019
Who You Gonna Believe? Mick Mulvaney Or That Dumb Liar Mick Mulvaney?
Call us crazy, but we believe Mick Mulvaney.
18 Oct 2019
Mick Mulvaney: Trump Committed Ukraine Crimes, It Was Awesome, GET OVER IT!
Did Mick Mulvaney think he was talking to his priest just now?
17 Oct 2019
Adam Schiff To Whiny Republicans: CALM YOUR F*CKING BALLS
Schiff would like explain a few things about the impeachment process Republicans won't stop bitching and moaning about.
17 Oct 2019
Nancy Pelosi Blesses Trump's Heart, As His Brain Is Unavailable For Blessing
Thoughts 'n' prayers for the president, y'all.
17 Oct 2019
Trump Not Sure If Rudy Giuliani Is Literal Actual Foreign Agent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But apparently there is a 'counterintelligence' aspect into the investigation into Giuliani. AYUP.
16 Oct 2019
Trump White House ID's REAL Ukraine Treason-Crimer And It Is ... Let's Say That Guy!
Scapegoat found.
16 Oct 2019
Tulsi Gabbard Brings Friend To Debate, Oh F*ck, It's Assad!
It would have been better if she had 'boycotted' after all.
16 Oct 2019
Bombshell Congressional Testimony Gently Suggests NYT's Ken Vogel Is Bad Reporter
We are just saying.
15 Oct 2019
Everything You Wanted To Know About Trump's Impeachment This Week But Were Too Dumb To Ask
Just kidding, you are not dumb, Donald Trump is dumb.
15 Oct 2019
Good Luck At The Debate Tomorrow Night, Tulsi Gabbard! (It Is Tonight)
Your Democratic debate preview! Don't nobody tell Tulsi it's tonight.
15 Oct 2019
ICYMI: Rudy's F*cked
Wonkette encourages Giuliani to keep talking a lot, because that always works out well for everyone.
14 Oct 2019
Newsletter
©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc
