Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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What's it called when you're totally paranoid except all your fears are totally legitimate? Oh yeah, it's called UR FUCKED.

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What did we say two days ago? We'll tell you what we said two days ago.

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What's it called when you're totally paranoid except all your fears are totally legitimate? Oh yeah, it's called UR FUCKED.

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