Michael Avenatti? More Like Michael Ave-NAUGHTY!
Happy Valentine's Day to all the jerks we've loved before.
14 Feb 2020
Liz Dye
Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.
Trump Extorts New York On Twitter, Just Right There, Right Out In The Open
Collins and Murkowski to raise eyebrow alert levels to 'red.'
14 Feb 2020
Hopey Changey Jobby Againy Go Back To White Housey, Guess She Failedy In Californy, Big Frowny
Who greenlighted this reunion special?
13 Feb 2020
Marie Yovanovitch Will Stick Her Sensible Wedge Pump Right Up Mike Pompeo's Craven A**
But diplomatically!
13 Feb 2020
Bill Barr Discovers Sentencing Reform, But Only For Roger Stone
A Republic, if you can -- wait, whar it go?
11 Feb 2020
If Kris Kobach Wants To Get Spanked By Another Midwestern Lady With Sensible Hair, Who Are We To Kinkshame?
Those Gippers are all into freaky shit, right?
11 Feb 2020
Trump's Budget Is 50 Percent Magical Thinking, 50 Percent Bullsh*t
And 100 percent middle finger to America.
10 Feb 2020
Graham Announces Joint Barr-Giuliani Investigation Of Bidens, Because We Are A Banana Republic Now
They're not even bothering to hide the corruption any more.
10 Feb 2020
Internal Fox News Memo Shows They Knowingly Broadcast Ukraine Dezinformatzya
Putin must be so proud.
07 Feb 2020
Chuck Grassley Sics Secret Service On Hunter Biden, Assume Democracy Dead
Even the Ukrainians are like, DAMN, THAT SHIT IS CORRUPT!
06 Feb 2020
From Now On We Vote Like Normal People, Dammit!
Enough of this caucus shit.
05 Feb 2020
Former Rep. Kweisi Mfume, Actual Resident Of Elijah Cummings's District, Wins Primary For His Seat
Protect this House. I will.
05 Feb 2020
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