Who's Colluding Whom???
SERIOUSLY? Chucklefuck Lev Parnas was working for Devin Nunes too????
21 Nov 2019
Five Dollar Feminist
Your FDF lives in Baltimore under an assumed identity as an upstanding member of the PTA. Shhh, don't tell anyone she makes swears on the internet!
I Knew A Girl Named Nikki I Guess You Could Say She Was An Email Fiend
No jail for Nikki, she's a Republican!
20 Nov 2019
Devin Nunes Lackey Kash Patel Sues Politico For BESMIRCH STATEMENTS
That's it. That's the joke.
19 Nov 2019
The GOP Has Found Its Star Witness*
*Star witness will confirm all prior testimony and call it alarming but refuse to call it 'illegal' per se.
18 Nov 2019
My Goodness, What CAN'T George Soros Do!
Hacking up with the Hairballs.
14 Nov 2019
GOP Lawyer Steve Castor's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
He lawyered THE SHIT outta those witnesses!
14 Nov 2019
Roger Stone Charms Jury By Staying Off Witness Stand
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
12 Nov 2019
Bolton Tells Mulvaney To Find His Own Mustache Ride
A lawsplainer!
12 Nov 2019
Chucklef*ck Lev Parnas Is Ready To Take It Off, Take It ALL OFF For Congress
They're fabulous, but ARE THEY REAL???
11 Nov 2019
Do Not Make Wonkette KICK YOUR ASS For Attacking Adorkable Patriot Alexander Vindman
You know that neighbor you ask to borrow a wrench and he comes over and fixes your sink for you? It's this guy.
11 Nov 2019
OK Boomergate: The Roger Stone Story
Roger Stone is a tired meme.
08 Nov 2019
Trump Generously Volunteers To Pay Fine Imposed By Court On His Scam Charity
Liz is MAD ABOUT A THING.
08 Nov 2019
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