Do Not Fall For President Troll King's Sh*t Stirring
We won't get fooled again.
17 Jan 2020
Liz Dye
Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.
FBI Takes On​ Public Enemy Number One: James Comey
Shit, no wonder Lev Parnas is more scared of Bill Barr than the Russian mob.
17 Jan 2020
Who's In The *Third* Lev Parnas Text Dump? Your Mom? Your Mom Should Stop That!
And so should everyone else in the world!
16 Jan 2020
Michael Avenatti Has Lost His Damn Mind, Will Now Look For It In Jail
That boy ain't right.
15 Jan 2020
WTF Do The Parnas Texts Show, And Can We Splain Them You? YES!
No, not the ones where they stalked the American ambassador. We did those last night.
15 Jan 2020
Rudy, You Cannot Lie When Lev Parnas Has Receipts!
Also, um, is this Lev and some weird-ass talking about having Marie Yovanovitch offed? We are just asking!
15 Jan 2020
Lev Parnas Wants To Sing Like A Canary. Also Like Sister Sledge.
Hammer time!
14 Jan 2020
Trump Just Robbing The Troops To Pay For WALL Again, Totally Normal
Are they Mexican troops? They are not!
14 Jan 2020
If Kris Kobach Wants To Lose Another Seat For The GOP, Who Are We To Argue?
Knock yourself out, dude.
13 Jan 2020
Cut The Crap Already, We Killed Soleimani Because They Told Trump Brown People Were Laughing At Him
We all know it.
13 Jan 2020
Everything That Happened Since Yesterday In Our Iran Iraq Clusterfuq ... Wait, BREAKING!
Stop the news, I want to get off!
10 Jan 2020
DOJ Has Clinton Foundation Witch Hunt, Finds No Witches, Keeps Hunt Open Forever *Just In Case*
She's not a witch. She's YOU!
10 Jan 2020
Secretary Mnuchin Will Hand Over Trump's Secret Service Expense Log Real Soon. Like In 2025, 'Kay?
This guy thinks he's SLICK.
09 Jan 2020
GOP Senators Actually Pissed At Trump Over Iran Briefing, Will Go Back To Being Cowards Tomorrow
Oh NOW Republicans are mad?
09 Jan 2020
Yeah, Pennsylvania's Great. But Have You Tried ARIZONA?
Mark Kelly is a goddamn astronaut!
08 Jan 2020
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