Here Are Your Top Five Things Fox News Would Rather Talk About Than Climate Change giggle News 01 May 2014
The Buffalo Bills Will Helpfully Teach Cheerleaders How To Wash Their Lady Parts And Menstruate Properly giggle News 25 Apr 2014
Jeb Bush Thinks Maybe He Would Possibly Like To Lose GOP Nomination For President Please giggle News 24 Apr 2014
S.C. Gov. Candidate Loves Punching Women In The Face, Or Was A Defense Attorney (Same Thing) giggle News 23 Apr 2014
Intelligence Community Cracking Down On Leaks About Weaponized Armored Dolphin Soldiers Probably giggle News 22 Apr 2014
Rick Perry's Cool Eyeglasses Make Him Look Smarter, Regrettably Do Not Protect Him From Grand Jury Investigation giggle News 21 Apr 2014
Business Insider Finds Your Futurist Sci-Fi Tech Dreams Hilarious, You Silly American People giggle News 19 Apr 2014
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
