Toby Young: Meet The British Betsy DeVos, If She Were *More Of An Asshole*!
This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!
11 Jan 2018
Shocking: Pervy Congressman Blake Farenthold, Six-Millionaire, Ain't Wanna Pay His Sex-Harassment Settlement!
Did you think the multiple disgraces and ethics investigations would chasten the Representative from Texas? YOU DON’T KNOW GRIFT.
05 Jan 2018
2017: The Year We Punched Nazis
Well, there was a year. And it had fucking Nazis in it.
01 Jan 2018
2017: The Year We ... Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.
A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!
31 Dec 2017
Does Milo Yiannopoulos Even KNOW He Plagiarized 'American Psycho'? Because He Totally Did
No but seriously he totally plagiarized American Psycho. And the rest is fun too!
28 Dec 2017
This Tronc Chairman 'Consulting' Scam Is Trumpy As Shit
Turns out, the anti-union lying techbro media company might not be run by the most scrupulous of sorts!
27 Dec 2017
Go Home, Orrin Hatch. You're Not Drunk, You Just Need To Go.
Utah politics: apparently we're bare-knuckle again and it is GLORIOUS.
26 Dec 2017
Jeff Sessions Is Beautifying Everything, Starting With The Schmutz In Poor People's Wallets
We are 25 ways freer now!
22 Dec 2017
Racist Pizza Guy To Spend More Time Thinking About What He's Done
We are sure he will be very happy spending time with his money!
22 Dec 2017
'Real' People Thanking Trump For Un-Outlawing Christmas, Again
Just in time for Christmas, a love letter from Corey Lewandowski to Donald J Trump XOXOXOXO
21 Dec 2017
Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire
You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately.
21 Dec 2017
Ladies, We Hope You Didn't Like Those Dead End Jobs Too Much!
A change is a shift, and a shift is a trend, and in any case nobody say sexism!
19 Dec 2017
Amtrak Derails In 'Mass Casualty.' But It's Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure
The correct time to talk about our problems is never.
18 Dec 2017
Hot Take From Idiot: We Must Destroy Net Neutrality Because Internet Destroyed ... Blockbuster Video?
We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality!
15 Dec 2017
You Like Money? We Like Money Too! A Wonkette Econosplainer!
Let Wonkette be your financial advice place, we are probably better at it.
15 Dec 2017
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