Sorry I Freaked Out At You Guys Last Night
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06 Nov 2019
Rebecca Schoenkopf
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
BREAKING: TRUMP SUFFERS GREATEST DEFEAT IN HISTORY OF WORLD
Sorry, Chuck Todd :(
06 Nov 2019
GET UP IDIOTS IT'S TIME FOR A ELECTION
HEY! IT'S TIME! GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP!
04 Nov 2019
Beto O'Rourke Packing Up His Air-Drumsticks And Your Diner's Countertops And Going Home
Why is he taking your diner's countertops, that's RUDE!
01 Nov 2019
STICK TO SPORPS
Who killed Deadspin? Start with the dumb idiot jackal frat boy owners.
31 Oct 2019
No Seriously Leave Her Alone. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 10
Some dumb bullshit comin' at ya!
10 Oct 2019
BALL QUEEN.
This one's staying here a while to convince you to SEND MONEY FOR ME TO HIRE THE #BEBEST PEOPLE! Scroll down for more stories!
04 Oct 2019
Mommyblogging The Ben Folds And Cake Show, By Me, A Mommyblogger!
These are not the Cake we like!
06 Sep 2019
She Don't Lie She Don't Lie She Don't Lie SPOKANE
Wednesday night, bitches, come see us!
20 Aug 2019
Everyone's A Winner In Wonkette's Mayor Pete Buttigieg Merch Contest!
Just kidding.
17 Aug 2019
It's The Wonkette Primary! (For Voting On Pete Buttigieg Merch)
Democracy y'all. I will probably overrule you.
16 Aug 2019
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