No Seriously Leave Her Alone. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 10
Some dumb bullshit comin' at ya!
10 Oct 2019
Rebecca Schoenkopf
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
BALL QUEEN.
This one's staying here a while to convince you to SEND MONEY FOR ME TO HIRE THE #BEBEST PEOPLE! Scroll down for more stories!
04 Oct 2019
Mommyblogging The Ben Folds And Cake Show, By Me, A Mommyblogger!
These are not the Cake we like!
06 Sep 2019
She Don't Lie She Don't Lie She Don't Lie SPOKANE
Wednesday night, bitches, come see us!
20 Aug 2019
Everyone's A Winner In Wonkette's Mayor Pete Buttigieg Merch Contest!
Just kidding.
17 Aug 2019
It's The Wonkette Primary! (For Voting On Pete Buttigieg Merch)
Democracy y'all. I will probably overrule you.
16 Aug 2019
Draw Us A Pete Buttigieg, Win All The Prizes!
Wonkette needs your help, and it's not even money? That's fucking weird.
12 Aug 2019
Imagine If Your Stalker* Was Larry Klayman
We read all 185 pages of the DC bar's memo recommending an almost three-year suspension. It was gross.
26 Jul 2019
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