That One Actress's Face And Body Are *Different* From 40 Years Ago! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 23, 2020
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23 Jan 2020
Rebecca Schoenkopf
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
Hillary Clinton Fires Up The Great Reliving Of 2016, Because That Sh*t Was Missing For Sure
Oh girl nooooooooooo.
21 Jan 2020
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020
Pssst, you got any open tabs?
21 Jan 2020
Prevent Memory Loss With This One Weird Trick! (It Is So Many Drugs) Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 16, 2020
Come in children, we are doing the tabs.
16 Jan 2020
Get Your Personal Fasting Plan Today! (It Is #DoWhatever.)Tabs, Wed., Jan. 15, 2020
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15 Jan 2020
Democratic Debaters ... GO! An Elegant Wonkette Liveblog
Are we drinking? We're not not drinking!
15 Jan 2020
30 Forbidden Places On Earth No Human Is Allowed (It's Yr Vag). Tabs, Tues., Jan. 14, 2020
Hey y'all, nu?
14 Jan 2020
The One Meat You Should Never Feed Your Dog (It Is Human Meat). Tabs, Mon., Jan. 13, 2020
Well, class, what are we reading?
13 Jan 2020
3 Ways Your Cat Asks For Help, Or Else Not That. Tabs, Fri., Jan. 10, 2020
Come read your tabs.
10 Jan 2020
LIVER BELLY GOT YOU FAT? Actually, Yes. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 9, 2020
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09 Jan 2020
Claim YOUR Government Stimulus Package ... Nope. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 8, 2020
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08 Jan 2020
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