Wonksplainer: 5G Conspiracy Theories And What The Hell Is Going On With Them
Is COVID-19 just an excuse for Bill Gates to mind control us? Probably not!
06 Apr 2020
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QAnon Idiots Very Concerned About Mole Children Now
Yes. Mole children.
06 Apr 2020
Trump Firing Intelligence IG For Doing His Job? Sure, Why Not?
It's just the way things are now.
04 Apr 2020
Republican Governors Explain, Poorly, Why They Are Being Coronavirus Idiots
Stop. Just stop.
04 Apr 2020
'Transformed Wife' Hopes Coronavirus Will Make Ladies Stay Home And Bake Bread FOREVER
Well, we knew this was coming.
03 Apr 2020
LOOKS LIKE 8Kun/8Chan Owner Scamming The Hell Out Of QAnon Idiots On His Site
His QAnon PAC is running ads on 8Kun.
03 Apr 2020
Hey 'Pro-Life' People! Would You Mind Trying Not To Kill Us All?
STAY THE F--- HOME!
31 Mar 2020
Of Course Kim Davis's Lawyer Is Repping The Coronavirus Pastor
Lol 'the' like there is only one. Anyway, the one who got ARRESTED. By REPUBLICANS.
31 Mar 2020
General Electric Workers Would Like To Make Some Ventilators, Please
And I think we'd all like to let them!
31 Mar 2020
Neo-Confederate Group Invites Members To Big Party, Include It In Their Wills
The League of the South is really working both ends of this pandemic.
30 Mar 2020
Instacart Workers On Strike EVEN THOUGH Company Agreed To Give Them ... Hand Sanitizer
Bet you didn't know the people picking your groceries didn't get hand sanitizer before.
30 Mar 2020
Tampa Megachurch Pastor Has Virus Death-Ray, Keeps Holding Packed Services
(Does not have virus death ray.)
30 Mar 2020
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