Oh No All The Nazi Website People Are Getting Laid Off
That's a shame.
03 Feb 2020
Robyn Pennacchia
Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. In addition to her work at Wonkette, she also has a biweekly column at Dame. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse
Ex-Wells Fargo CEO Fined $17.5 Million, Will Have To Make It On $116 Million Of Parachute Left
The Wall Street Journal will have to write a column on how he gets by.
03 Feb 2020
Mormon Doomsday Novelist Claims Ghost Of Dead Wife Hooked Him Up With Mom Of Missing Kids
This just keeps getting weirder.
03 Feb 2020
Montana Republican Very Sure The Constitution Says He Can Murder All The Socialists
There were no socialists at the time the Constitution was written.
02 Feb 2020
Hey! Do You Still Need Some Food To Make For The Super Bowl? We've Got You Covered!
Sports! (Also your open thread)
01 Feb 2020
Mitt Romney Uninvited To The CPAC Ball, Will Have To Stay Home And Wash His Hair
He was disinvited after his witness vote.
01 Feb 2020
​MS Rep's 'Heart Would Melt' If Only She Could Violate Schoolchildren's Constitutional Rights
She wants to bring back school prayer.
01 Feb 2020
Republicans Outraged Over Republican Mocking Republicans On CNN
Rick Wilson is not a liberal.
28 Jan 2020
Notorious Sandy Hook Truther Arrested For Tormenting Victim's Father
Wolfgang Halbig has been claiming Sandy Hook was a hoax for years.
28 Jan 2020
Doomsday Cult Couple Found Vacationing At Hawaiian Resort, Without Their Missing Kids
It's a very stressful time, okay?
28 Jan 2020
Whaaaaat? Republicans Personally Benefitted From Tax Cuts They Voted For? How Could That Be?!
It is almost as if that is the whole entire point!
27 Jan 2020
Recipe Hub: Rhode Island Pizza Strips, The Delicious Pizza You Can Serve To Your Vegan Friends
Also this is your open thread!
26 Jan 2020
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