No Scott Walker, YOU Look Like The Empty Shelves Of Grocery Stores In Many Socialist Countries!
Seriously fuck you Scott Walker.
30 Oct 2019
Brett Kavanaugh Would Let Time Warner Edit The Internet AND THIS IS TERRIFIC SWITCH TO SPECTRUM TODAY!
This Article Has Been Edited Because We Can
11 Jul 2018
And The Red States Shall Lead Them -- A Steaming Heap Of Bullshit From Flyover Prophet David Brooks
Let us dissect, examine and mock the New York Times's summary of this bullshit David Brooks thinkpiece.
20 Feb 2018
Donald Trump Signing Order To Be First President To Send Men To The Moon
Space Emperor Trump To Make Moon Great Again, Please Pray For The Moon
11 Dec 2017
TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
24 Sep 2017
Coffee Mugs And/Or Cups What You Can Drink Out Of, Put Pens And Shit In, Or Collect Like A Common Hoarder
TIME TO BUY SHIT. AND ALSO OPEN THREAD.
22 Feb 2017
Hey, Remember That Card Game We Made? Yeah, We Still Have Hundreds Of Them, Let's Fix That!
Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
06 Jan 2017
Wonkette All About Ethics In Gaming Journalism, A Review Of Our Own Elections Of US America - The Card Game
The damn card games are FINALLY here! Check out this bitchen' review we did of our own game, which is totally legit. Le-what? Le-git!
14 Oct 2016
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