Yeah, It's Now O'Clock Time For Pelosi & Democrats To Impeach President Treason
Trump isn't going to stop breaking laws on his own.
23 Sep 2019
Stephen Robinson
Stephen Robinson is a writer and social kibbitzer based in Portland, Oregon. He recently fled Seattle, where he did theatre work for Book-It Rep and Cafe Nordo.
Rand Paul, Liz Cheney Hate Each Other, Are BOTH RIGHT
The ongoing battle for Donald Trump's devotion.
23 Sep 2019
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy'
Forget all those recent murders! It's really no big deal.
21 Sep 2019
David Brooks Knows Who Killed America: Elizabeth Warren, In The White House, With A Plan
Brooks predicts nightmare future where smart woman is president.
20 Sep 2019
FINALLY! Betsy DeVos ORDERING Universities To Remake Curricula For Jesus And Netanyahu
And we thought she was just there for the for-profit scam colleges!
20 Sep 2019
Tom Steyer Won't Tell You Where His Money Comes From So Please Make Him President
He's now our least favorite Tim Ryan.
19 Sep 2019
Kyrsten Sinema Under Attack From Arizona Democrats Who Don't Realize They're In Arizona
Can't we have nice things?
18 Sep 2019
Ayanna Pressley Wants to Impeach Brett Kavanaugh & We're Bringing The Torches & Pitchforks
We're done playing nice with Republicans.
18 Sep 2019
MusKegon Kop Kanned For Keeping Klan Kollectibles In Krib
When you're selling your house, remove personal items like Confederate flags and framed KKK applications!
16 Sep 2019
Trump Loses His African-American, Now Down To A Mismatched Burlap And Pebble
Black man starts to suspect that Trump MIGHT BE a racist POS.
13 Sep 2019
Biden Guy Ed Rendell Hits Elizabeth Warren And It's ... Really? That's It?
This all you got?
12 Sep 2019
Congressman Real World Pretty Sure Student Loan Crisis Caused By Kids Too Dumb For Harvard
No, nobody else knew what Sean Duffy was talking about either.
11 Sep 2019
Frottage Perv Mark Halperin REFUSES To Take His Gross Penis And Go Home
What part of GET THE FUCK OUT did you not understand???
11 Sep 2019
Stacey Abrams Has A PLAN FOR THAT.
And believe it or not, there's a Democrat running for Senate.
10 Sep 2019
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