Uber To Implement New Un-Sexism Once Girls Stop Blabbing And Perioding All The Time!

"Chicks! They never shut up, amirite?"

Wonkette is only a Mommyblog and Recipe Exchange, but we are almost certain that THIS is not how Uber wanted its board meeting covered on Tuesday.

Instead of rolling out their new DON'T BE SO DAMN SEXIST Policies, Uber is #winning with this exchange between board members Arianna Huffington and David Bonderman.

Huffington: There’s a lot of data that shows when there’s one woman on the board, it’s much more likely that there will be a second woman on the board.

Bonderman: Actually what it shows is that it’s much likely to be more talking.

Huffington: Oh. Come on, David.

Of course there's audio! Uber shooting itself in the dick is at 6:40.

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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