GFY! In 2022, Tucker Blazed New Trails For Putin's Propaganda And Incited New Levels Of Anti-LGBTQ+ Hatred
And racism and COVID vaccine lies and defending the January 6 terrorists and and and!
REMEMBER WHEN! We will be spending much of the day throwing at your face some of our favorite old Tucker Carlson posts, or at least the ones Evan linked to yesterday, because that is a nice cheat sheet to start with. This post has one million posts INSIDE IT, because it was our New Year's Eve in Tucker for 2022.
Tucker Carlson has always been actual dogshit, one of the worst Americans ever to live. But this year he outdid himself.
Tucker's real dad Vladimir Putin commenced a genocidal war against innocent people early in 2022, a war that's still going on, and that's given Tuck nightly opportunities to demonstrate just how much he's not on our side. And by "our," we mean real Americans, people who actually love this country for what it is and what it could be, as opposed to loving it specifically for the moments when it's been at its worst.
Just last week, Tucker took the opportunity of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, a hero to all good and decent people, being on American soil to blood libel the guy.
But Tucker's been shilling against Ukraine and for Putin since the beginning of the war and before. We knew from the beginning that Tucker was on Putin's side, that he supported the genocidal invaders, because he told us so. And he's gotten so angry when people have pointed that out, by quoting him verbatim and showing videos of him saying it.
He has spread every disgusting piece of Kremlin propaganda he could, and for that he's been rewarded with heavy fawning on Russian state-run media.
Let's see how that's going this week:
\u201cMeanwhile on Russian state TV: Tucker, Tucker and more Tucker.\u201d— Julia Davis (@Julia Davis) 1672151510
Here is a box full of some of our favorite headlines this year about Tucker being against America and Ukraine and freedom and goodness and human decency and on the side of white fascism and Russia:
TUCKER SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GIVE HIS MONOLOGUES IN RUSSIAN FROM NOW ON
TUCKER JUST WANTS TO PROTECT RUSSIA AND WORLD FROM BRUTAL DICTATOR OF ... UKRAINE?
TUCKER LITERALLY SAYING PUTIN NOT THE ENEMY, YOU ARE
HOW MUCH DOES TUCKER LOVE PUTIN? HERE ARE SOME RECEIPTS.
TUCKER SO MAD KAMALA HARRIS FORCED PUTIN TO INVADE UKRAINE
TUCKER'S LIE ABOUT BIDEN MAKING RUSSIA INVADE UKRAINE REALLY GETTING ITS WINGS NOW
TUCKER SO MAD EVERYBODY CALLING HIM PUTIN'S SIDEPIECE, JUST BECAUSE HE IS
IS TUCKER WRITING PUTIN'S SPEECHES NOW, OR ...
KYIV MAYOR'S BROTHER JUST SAYING TUCKER CARLSON AND CANDACE OWENS HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS
RUSSIAN TV LOVES IT WHEN TUCKER WASHES BLOOD OFF PUTIN'S HANDS
TUCKER AND TRUMP, TRANSLATED: NICE COUNTRY YOU GOT THERE. SHAME IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT.
WHY PUTIN IS PRAYING HIS MAGA BOYS TAKE CONGRESS THIS NOVEMBER.
TUCKER GIVING RUSSIA IDEAS HOW TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST WHOEVER REALLY (AMERICA) BLEW UP PIPELINE
RUSSIAN MEDIA JUST LOVING TUCKER CARLSON'S COVERAGE OF GREAT SATAN AMERICA'S ATTACKS ON PIPELINES!
TUCKER SO MAD JOE BIDEN FORCED RUSSIA INTO NUCLEAR WAR WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW
TUCKER BEGGING ELON TO LEAK TWITTER DMS PROVING RUSSIA INNOCENT!
YOU KNEW TUCKER CARLSON WOULD BLOOD LIBEL JEWISH UKRAINE PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY EVENTUALLY!
Dang, y'all.
DANG.
Running in tandem with the war, Tucker has really let the freak flag of his masculinity issues fly, as he, a guy whose college yearbook mentioned membership in a fake organization called the "Dan White Society" — Dan White is the guy who murdered Harvey Milk — has repeatedlyincited hatred and violence against LGBTQ+ people.
Just last week, Tucker gave the truly demented Chaya Raichik, the vile ingrown asshair who runs Libs of TikTok, which defames and incites hatred against LGBTQ+ people 24/7, a new and fancier platform to spread her poison.
Obviously sometimes it's more comical, as when Tucker is teaching us all about testicle tanning, or blubbering about how the green M&M doesn't even get his dick wet anymore. He has also spent a lot of time this year breathlessly opining on falling testosterone levels.
Here is a handy box with some really fucked up Tucker headlines about masculinity issues and LGBTQ+ people:
TUCKER SAYS LOW TESTOSTERONE MATTERS AND SIZE MATTERS AND BIG THINGS ARE VERY SCARY
ALEX JONES SO EXCITED TUCKER SHOT PART OF HIS LITTLE WEENUS-TANNING DOCUMENTARY ON HIS PROPERTY
OH NOTHING, JUST TUCKER GIGGLING WITH THE TRUMP MEN ABOUT HOW WEIRD THIS OTHER GUY IS AT SEX
TUCKER FINDS NEW REASON TO WORRY ABOUT BALLS SHRINKING, IT IS NICOTINE BANS
TUCKER 'N' PALS JUST OPENLY INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST LGBTQ PEOPLE NOW, WE GUESS
SURPRISE, TUCKER USING COLORADO SPRINGS GAY CLUB MASSACRE AS EXCUSE TO INCITE MORE ANTI-LGBT HATRED
LIBS OF TIKTOK BIGOT HAS SOLUTION FOR 'EVIL' LGBTQ FOLKS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF SOLUTION IT IS?
Dang, y'all.
DANG.
Wonkette isn't the only one to highlight the work Tucker's done in 2022. Media Matters has dubbed him its "Misinformer of the Year," for his promotion of the Great Replacement Theory (the theory that inspires the mass shootings), his incitement against the LGBTQ+ community, his efficient dispersal of Russian propaganda, and more.
We're focusing in this post on Tucker's anti-Ukraine propaganda and his attacks on LGBTQ+ people. There's so much more in the Media Matters, though. Lies about the Paul Pelosi attack? Check. Promoting big Nazi Kanye West? You fuckin' BET.
Hell, we don't even have time to talk about his continued defenses of the January 6 terrorists. Or COVID vaccine lies. Or racism toward Ketanji Brown Jackson!
What? Tucker racist? THE FUCK YOU SAY!
It's true, though. He's a vile racist.
LET'S TALK ABOUT MEMPHIS, AND WHY TUCKER CARLSON IS INVITED TO KEEP ITS NAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH
Meanwhile at the Washington Post, Greg Sargent has a rundown of how, while Tucker misinforms, he's also just flat-out bad at political prognostication. As in, if you listen to Tucker and respect him, you by default sound like a fucking idiot to all normal people.
Tucker thought it would play well to make fun of and call Zelenskyy names. Tucker thinks Ukrainians are just "pawns" of the West, and that they wouldn't have the will to fight Russia on their own. Tucker thinks Americans don't care about Ukraine.
Tucker thought Democrats were going to lose big in the midterms. Tucker thought his message of green M&Ms failing to give him erections resonated outside of white supremacist incel message boards. Tucker thought his own candidates would win.
He's wrong about literally all of it.
Tucker's not good at his job, is what we're saying.
It's kinda scary to imagine where his rhetoric goes from here — how hateful, how anti-American, who knows what else — but we're confident he's gonna show us. And we reckon we'll continue to write about it.
God help us, everyone.
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Tucker Just Saying Trans People Going To GET ALL THE GUNS AND MURDER YOU
Also had a fun idea for giving trans folks F-35s and tanks. We say why not?
REMEMBER WHEN! We will be spending much of the day throwing at your face some of our favorite old Tucker Carlson posts, or at least the ones Evan linked to yesterday, because that is a nice cheat sheet to start with. This post was originally published March 24, 2023.
Tucker Carlson wanted to talk about guns last night. Tucker has well-known masculinity issues and feels very threatened by LGBTQ+ people.
Mix those together in a bucket, why dontcha! And Tucker did. Good LORD.
His monologue was about how "The Democratic Party believes owning a gun is too much autonomy for you." (LOL.)
He sprinkled in other shit too, of course. He said people who support Ukraine are just conformists who think they specialize in "Eastern European border disputes." (By the way, that was the eighth sentence of his monologue. That's how long it took him to lick Vladimir Putin's taint and spread Russian propaganda in a monologue that wasn't even about Russia and Ukraine. He got back to Ukraine at the end. Handy bookends! Wonder if that's by design.)
And of course he claimed early and often that Democrats want to take your guns, just because they'd like to maybe ban the AR-15s that every white mass shooter seems to be able to get out of a vending machine. Gotta keep the white supremacist viewers scared!
But then it took a turn. A real weird turn.
It turns out that because of the disturbing rise in anti-LGBTQ+ hatred and violence — helpfully nudged on by people like Tucker and the sort of vile trash he invites on his show — LGBTQ+ people are arming themselves more, for protection. He heard about it on NPR. And he thinks there's a double standard here, because on one side, the libs are COMIN' TO GRAB YER PERNIS GUNS! But also LGBTQ+ people are arming themselves against morons who both hate LGBTQ+ people and also think the libs are COMIN' TO GRAB YER PERNIS GUNS!
"Guns are bad except in the hands of trans people. Wow!" said Tucker. He continued:
"The world is dangerous. You have to be dangerous back." Is that a quote from an FBI indictment of the Proud Boys? No, it's from an NPR segment. At this point, it's hard to tell the difference, and the lip-smacking NPR reporters just say it without any sense of self-awareness at all.
Oh yes, it's NPR that doesn't have self-awareness. Go on.
What is going on here? Well, you know what's going on here is that NPR has decided that guns are bad, except when the enforcers of its ideology have guns. You can't have guns, but faithful servants of the Democratic Party can. That makes sense because like all totalitarians, they want a monopoly on force, right? So, debate ends at that point when one side has all the firearms. You don't have to argue. You say, well, you can't change your sex. "Shut up, bigot. Bang, bang!"
Cool, he's telling his excitable pantshitting white supremacist viewers that trans people are going to murder them once they have all the guns. Does claiming trans people are going to kill his viewers count as inciting violence? We are just curious.
And look: We know Tucker willingly and knowingly lies to his viewers, because we've read it in texts and emails released from that Dominion lawsuit. But his viewers are dumbasses who don't know that. That's why he gets away with lying to them.
Tucker talked about a trans person WHO SHOT A COP before they took their own life, and he quoted some "research" from grifter troll Andy Ngo to suggest there really isn't any problem with violence against trans people. (You can google that. But that's yet another thing his viewers are too stupid to do.)
Then he got back to the trans people who are arming themselves, specifically a group in New England that's trying to protect itself from a neo-Nazi group that targets trans people.
TUCKER: What you're watching here is not the exercise of the Second Amendment. What you're watching here is political hysteria, fear ginned up on purpose with maximum dishonesty in order to get people in a state of agitation, armed people in a state of agitation — doesn't matter if they're trans or not, whatever that is.
How is that different from the exercise of the Second Amendment practiced by the NRA and the Republicans who spend their lives in backrooms giving it head? Oh wait, is it somehow just fine when it's white supremacist conservative dudes who at least present in public as heterosexuals getting ginned up and agitated? Is Tucker fine with that?
TUCKER: It's the same template always: Scare the crap out of your voters, tell them that their lives are at risk, encourage them to get guns. How do you think that ends?
Dunno, let's google "Great Replacement Theory" and "mass shootings" and find out. Whoa! Why do some of these Google results have Tucker Carlson's name in them?
And what was Tucker saying about NPR's lack of self-awareness?
TUCKER: But by the way, if we're following the logic here, and why not, that's in short supply in this country, you have to kind of wonder, like, what's the limit to this?
Russian propaganda bookend incoming.
TUCKER: So, if trans people are in fear for their lives in every region of the country, including New England, which apparently is crawling with Nazis now, why wouldn't we be arming them as we are, say, Ukraine's trans army?
Ukraine's trans army.
TUCKER: There are famously trans people in Ukraine's army. They're very, very proud of that. So, why stop with AR-15s? I mean, why not F-35s or tanks?
Yeah! Could be cool!
So anyway, that is how Tucker incited his pantshitting bigot viewers last night.
He ended his monologue by dead-naming trans Assistant Health Secretary Rachel Levine, because of course he did, and by saying there's "some weird affirmative action program going on" and oh fuck it, go read the rest if you want to.
It's so goddamned demented.
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Love To Watch RFK Jr. Tell Tucker Russian Propaganda Tucker Told RFK Jr. Literally Last Week
It's like when Dick Cheney cited the New York Times as proof of the thing he leaked to the New York Times.
What can we say about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. running for president? Nobody cares about that demented weirdo, starting with the Kennedy family, which is still obviously ridin' with Biden.
But we guess he did his official "campaign announcement" yesterday (LOL), and like all Democrats do at the beginning of their campaigns, he went to see Tucker Carlson last night. Tucker: He's the real new Iowa caucus.
What? You didn't go see David Duke's hottest pinup boy when you announced your Democratic presidential campaign? Well guess who we're not calling PRESIDENT YOU right now.
NOPE! Seems Like The Kennedys Would Support Zombie Little Edie For President Over RFK Jr.
PINUP! David Duke Thanks Tucker Carlson For Spreading 'Great Replacement' Lie, Asks For More Antisemitism
Tucker licked all over Kennedy like Kennedy was hiding a Snausage in his hand, but we shouldn't take that as anything besides trolling. Tucker licked all over Donald Trump the other night, and according to Tucker's own mouth, he hates that guy "passionately."
“Bobby Kennedy is one of the most remarkable people we have met," jizzed Tucker, as if the younger deserves to be called by the moniker his father was known by, as if anybody in America sees that guy and is like "God bless us, everyone, Camelot has returned!"
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Tucker gushed and gushed, and he bitched and moaned that Kennedy is being treated unfairly and "censored." He angrily played clips of people in the media calling Kennedy a bugfuck anti-vaxxer, just because of how he is a bugfuck anti-vaxxer. He called Kennedy "Joe Biden's leading primary opponent," as if those words currently have any meaning.
We know one thing Tucker was excited about, and it was that when Kennedy announced his campaign, he babbled out Russian propaganda like he was spitting after gargling it directly from Putin's medicine cabinet. It was the first clip Tucker played of Kennedy's speech. He said he thinks Joe Biden's interest in Ukraine is in "prolonging the war." He called it "The Ukraine" over and over and over again. (Nobody with any credibility calls it "The Ukraine." You know why?) He suggested Biden's real goal is "regime change" in Russia. Hey, know who else gargles from the same bottle of mouthwash?
When interview time came, it was Russia time again.
Kennedy falsely claimed Joe Biden said "we" were in "The Ukraine" to "deplatform, to depose Vladimir Putin." (Those are two different things, "Bobby." Are we banning him from YouTube or are we conquering his regime?) He lied and said "we're killing a lot of Ukrainians as pawns in a proxy war between two great powers."
All of this is Russian propaganda, and it's incredibly insulting to the Ukrainian people whose country was invaded by an evil genocidal lunatic and who are fighting like hell for its survival. Indeed, it denies their agency and plays right into Russian lies about how Ukraine is not even a real country.
A LOT OF WONK LINKS!
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Tucker So Mad Joe Biden Forced Russia Into Nuclear War We're Having Right Now
Is There Any Russian Propaganda Useful Imbecile Elon Musk Won't Fall For?
The funniest thing we heard Kennedy say was toward the end of that clip above, when he bemoaned that there are seven Ukrainians dying for every one Russian. The way he phrased it was "seven-to-one to eight-to-one ratio." (Here's a link to an isolated clip of that part, if you want to hop directly to it.)
Wait, where have we heard that before?
Oh that's right, we remember! That was Russian propaganda that came from doctored versions of documents that came out of the Discord leaks, which were spread around by Russian propagandist bad actors on their weirdo loser parts of the internet, which Tucker IMMEDIATELY started regurgitating on his showlast Thursday.
SOME VOMIT! Tucker Spreading Fake Doctored Russian Propaganda About Ukraine Losing? Would Fox News Even ALLOW That?
The original documents did not say seven Ukrainians were dying for every one Russian. (They said basically the opposite. Here is Bellingcat's tick-tock of the journey of the documents from Discord onto Telegram and 4Chan.)
"Nobody talks about this," said Kennedy to Tucker, which was funny because he was talking about Russian propaganda Tucker literally barfed into him through his television last week.
"What we're being told about this war is just not true," Kennedy concluded.
"No, it's not true," Tucker agreed, sounding more disappointed than surprised.
Can't wait for RFK Jr.'s next appearance when he announces his running mate Tulsi Gabbard and his press secretary Glenn Greenwald. (We are just spitballing here.)
That'll totally give Joe Biden a run for his money, for sure.
Not sure whether Russia has the cash on hand to finance any more presidential campaigns in 2024, though.
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Tucker Spreading Fake Doctored Russian Propaganda About Ukraine Losing? Would Fox News Even ALLOW That?
Man, his journalistic integrity is gonna take a hit now!
Yes, we know, Tucker Carlson has been playing his interview with Elon Musk the past two nights, and it has been overstuffed with loser divorced dad incel moments to make fun of, like when Elon got that look on his face that says "Is my hand in my pants right now?" while he talked about how abortion and birth control interfere with his weird breeding desires. Or when Elon said, "I'm very familiar with space and stuff." We will make fun of those things very soon.
First we want to talk about another story related to Tucker and the Discord leaker and Russia's war in Ukraine, where Tucker openly takes the side of the vile, genocidal, amoral aggressors. (Russia.)
Tucker has been lying and misleading his viewers about the latest accused leaker of classified information pretty much since the get-go, trying to turn the loser into some hero for the (Russian) cause of revealing the TRUTH about what's going on in in Ukraine. (Not the truth.) He's also been using facts and figures from the documents to convince his very idiot viewers that the presence of 14 US special forces attached to the embassy in Kyiv means Joe Biden has been lying and America is in a HOT WAR with Ukraine.
Tucker So Mad Nobody Talking About How Leaker Exposed Secret HOT WAR Between Russia And 14 US Troops
But, you see, certain things in those documents had themselves been altered while they were making the rounds on the dork nerd Discord/4Chan/Reddit internet. Certain things had been altered in a specifically Russian propaganda direction, to make it look like, for example, seven Ukrainians were dying for every Russian killed.
The Wall Street Journalreported this weekend on an American spreader of Russian propaganda named Sarah Bils, who ran and/or participated in a network of spreaders of Russian propaganda who posed as a Russian blogger named "Donbass Devushka." (Translation: "Donbas Girl." You'll note that "Donbas" is the name of one of the regions in eastern Ukraine the Russians want to claim as their own and where at the beginning of the war they wanted the world to believe the people would greet them with flowers and blowjobs. It's where Putin declared "independence" for the two republics of Donetsk and Luhansk, so that he might liberate them from their Ukrainian Nazi occupiers. "Donbass" is the Russian spelling.)
Bils is a former NCO from the US Navy, and the WSJ reports she was stationed at Whidbey Island in Washington state up until last year. Meanwhile, she's doing this pro-Russian shit online. She says 15 people people all over the world control the "Donbass Devushka" account.
Indeed, it sounds like this account's dissemination of some of the materials allegedly leaked by Jack Teixeira — shit that had been on the nerd internet for a while and hardly noticed — was what got the attention of Russian social media, which in turn got the attention of the Defense Department. Nobody cared about these documents until April 5, when this network of Russian propagandists that was actively supporting "our men on the front" — Russians — started putting them up on Telegram. Bils says she was not the member who posted this stuff, but rather that she took it down some days later.
But somewhere between Teixeira trying to impress his nerd friends on Discord by posting these documents and these Kremlin mouthpieces posting them on Telegram, some of the information on the documents got tweaked:
Some of the slides reposted on the Telegram account overseen by Ms. Bils had been altered from the otherwise identical photographs allegedly posted by Airman Teixeira on Discord—changed to inflate Ukrainian losses and play down Russian casualties. A subsequent post on the Donbass Devushka Telegram channel, on April 12, denied that the image had been doctored by the administrators.
“We would never edit content for our viewers,” the post said.
Take that as you will.
So that's where the claim came from that SEVEN UKRAINIANS were dying for every Russian casualty. Have a heart, people! How could you want the Ukrainians to keep fighting if Russia is just massacring them? It's not a fair fight! We should probably all get behind some kind of "peace plan" for Ukraine that involves giving Vladimir Putin as much of sovereign Ukraine as he wants while we all tongue all over Putin's taint.
It's the only humane solution, right?
Tucker Carlson sure thought so, when he started spreading the doctored Russian propaganda on Thursday night. Mediaite summarizes:
Malcontent News first reported on Sunday that Tucker Carlson used the “edited version” of the documents posted by Donbass Devushka’s Telegram channel to “claim Ukraine was suffering a 7-1 troop loss ratio and was ‘losing the war.'”
Indeed, last Thursday in an angry rant in which Carlson accused both President Joe Biden and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin of committing “crimes” related to supporting Ukraine fend off the Russian invasion, Carlson cited that statistic.
“The second thing we learned from these slides is that despite direct U.S. involvement, Ukraine is in fact losing the war. Seven Ukrainians are being killed for every Russian. Ukrainian air defenses have been utterly degraded. Ukraine is losing. The Biden administration is perfectly aware of this,” Carlson declared. Carlson has long claimed Russia’s brutal invasion of Ukraine is going far better than the media has reported, all while remaining a fierce critic of Ukraine’s leadership.
Here is a tweet from an investigative journo about it:
\u201cTucker Carlson pushed a fake version of a U.S. intelligence document about Ukrainian war casualties. It was doctored by a fraud podcaster who claimed to be a Russian woman from Luhansk. In reality, Sarah Bils is a former U.S. Navy clerk from New Jersey\u2014and she pocketed all the\u2026\u201d— Michael Weiss (@Michael Weiss) 1681692290
And here is Rachel Maddow talking about Tucker:
\u201cMaddow: In order to get that, you can only learn that from the slides that were crudely doctored by the pro-russia pro-putin social media network..\u201d— Acyn (@Acyn) 1681782538
Oh yes, weep for the poor Ukrainians, who are totally losing the war, for whom all hope is lost! Why would you force them to keep fighting like this if seven of them are dying for every Russian? Are you some kind of MONSTER?
Only Tucker Carlson and his ideological pals truly care about the plight of the desperate Ukrainians. And he read some stuff a fake Russian propaganda blogger posted that's just really concerning him right now.
As far as what's really going on in Ukraine, Cathy Young writes at The Bulwark that most of the people pushing the narrative that we really should be reeling over the information in these leaks are indeed propagandists for Russia, the Putin apologists who have a fundamental and sick need to believe Ukraine is losing.
But Young says even some more mainstream media is taking the bait, and should cut that shit out. She argues that from the perspectives of the Ukrainians and their supporters, the leaks "[contain] essentially nothing new, at least as far as the war in Ukraine is concerned." She goes through all the things that are supposed to be sorts of shattering revelations and shows the receipts on how people have been talking about them for months.
And, she notes, the leaks contain a hell of a lot that's embarrassing for Russia, stuff that's clearly driving some of their propaganda-spreaders quite batshit. (She's got the receipts on that too.)
So, you know, chill the fuck out.
Read the whole thing, as they say in internet circles.
And don't listen to Tucker Carlson.
Y'all hear his employer is paying out $787.5 million to a voting machine company as a penalty for brazenly and knowing lying to its gullible idiot viewers about that company after the 2020 election? And that a lot of those lies came from his show?
And here we all thought they were so credible and above reproach.
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