UPDATE: Cute Married Rep Seeks Scandal
Oh, goodness. What a landslide of email we uncorked with that bit of business about a married congressman looking for some dick. If we had known that would happen, we wouldn't have started drinking at lunch. What's really sad is that we're afraid that all that speculation (we're looking at you, Boi from Troy) is for, uhm, naught. Except if you're really into astrology. Craigslist posting is gone and, what's more -- how do we put this? It is clearly, and perhaps obviously and intentionally, a put-on.
Also, there is no Santa Claus.
Cute Married Rep Seeks Scandal [Wonkette]
36 y.o. MOC: ru 4 real? [Boi from Troy]