UPDATE: The Only Votes That Really Count
We said before that Democrats should just shut up about the Electoral College and be glad the Republicans didn't poison Kerry like he was Viktor Yuschenko. Well, it turns out the Philadelphia Daily News blog has figured out the shocking truth -- they did!
Of course, they used botox, not dioxin, and the effect was to make Kerry look less wrinkly, not more like Manuel Noriega. But still. If this discovery doesn't make the Ohio electors wait until the recount's finished before they vote for Bush, we don't know what will. Oh wait, that's right. Nothing will. -- "Joe Klein"
Was Kerry Poisoned? [Campaign Extra!]
The Only Votes That Really Count [Wonkette]