(UPDATED at 8:11 ET)

Fox News just released their exit polls, which show Obama and McCain taking New Hampshire, but they won't call it because current actual numbers show Hillary with a slight lead and the exit polls show Mittens barely losing to Walnuts. So we get to keep watching. Bring on the booze.

Fox is calling it for McCain. That didn't take very long.

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