US Senate Votes To Aid and Comfort Oil Companies In Their Time Of Trillion-Dollar-Profit Need
Hey, what's Barack NOoBaaMA been up to lately? Is he Marxist/Socialist/Anti-Neo-Colonial-Imperialist/Class-Warrioring the mom-and-pop, small-business oil companies, Alinskily, by being all hey mang, how about we stop giving the oil companies $20 billion in TAXPAYER-FUNDED subsidies, since they've had a trillion dollars (not kidding!) in profits over the last decade? Why, yes, that IS what he is doing! (BURN HIM.) And how is the US Senate responding? Byvoting to keep handing over your precious bodily fluids to BP. Everybody, please line up to thank the GOP (+ Usual Suspects Mary Landrieu, Ben Nelson, Jim Webb, and Mark Begich, - The Ladies of Maine) for proving its commitment to cutting the deficit, and its faith in pure free markets, blah blah etc., blah. Also, GAS PRICES B. HUSEiN MUSLIN OBMANA. Please Impeach. Hopey (unsuccesfully) asking the Senate to not be an asshole, after the jump!
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