Vaginas, Bob Seger, And Johnny Manziel
What's up at our sweet little sister, happynicetimepeople, today? Oh, you know, stuff. Mostly vag stuff. It's just that kind of day.
Sara Benincasa seems to maybe possibly have a thing for DOIN' IT to the musical stylings of Bob Seger? Knock yourself out girl.
Then she wrote this Quizzy Quiz, Are You New York Or Los Angeles?
A) You vote liberal.
B) You vote liberal.
Well, which one are you, punk?
Doktor Zoom showed you this John Oliver clip of yelling about fireworks, for freedom probably, don't know, haven't watched.
Sara told you poor sad catladies how to catch a husband. Oddly, none of her suggestions included SHUTTING YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.
What is Kaili mad about today? Oh, A Thing.
Emma Rose Johnson reviewed Begin Again. Apparently she was Mad About That.
And this is our favorite for today, Dan Weber with some Man Time, splaining at you who Johnny Manziel is, and how much we should hate him. It was smelling entirely too much like fresh vagina till Dan came in.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.