Valerie Plame Would've Had this Whole Iran Mess Cleaned Up By Now If It Weren't For Rove
What's that? What are saying? We have to go back to work now? We just spent all weekend liking each other and being friends and strolling hand-in-hand down Connecticut dressed to the nines, and now we have to report stuff like this again?
INTELLIGENCE SOURCES SAY VALERIE WILSON WAS PART OF AN OPERATION THREE YEARS AGO TRACKING THE PROLIFERATION OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS MATERIAL INTO IRAN. AND THE SOURCES ALLEGE THAT WHEN MRS. WILSON'S COVER WAS BLOWN, THE ADMINISTRATION'S ABILITY TO TRACK IRAN'S NUCLEAR AMBITIONS WAS DAMAGED AS WELL.
Stop SHOUTING, David Shuster. Our head's still a little off. We think we know what you're talking about. But honestly, all we can remember about the Plame thing right now is that she looked great.
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