By popular demand. (Continues after the jump.)

Take one sip:

• Every time Edwards mentions Halliburton. (Do a shot every time Cheney mentions Halliburton. Overcharge yourself for it.)

• Cheney mentions "trial lawyers"/"frivolous lawsuits."

• Edwards mentions "ordinary"/"working" Americans.

• Cheney claims Kerry-Edwards will raise taxes.

• Edwards talks about "one America." (Take two sips every time he mentions "two Americas.")

• Cheney says "flip" or "flop" or "flip-flop."

Take two sips:

• Edwards refers to the lack evidence connecting Iraq and al Qaeda.

• Cheney insists that there is a connection.

• Edwards refers to the administration "failing" at anything.

• Cheney refers to the Kerry/Edwards ticket being "out of the mainstream."

• Edwards smiles and shakes his head ruefully, as if to indicate Cheney just doesn't understand.

• Cheney shakes his head and pounds his chest, as if to indicate he's having a heart attack.

• Cheney says X number of terrorists have been "captured and killed."

• Edwards tells a heartwarming/heartwrenching story. (Chug if he's the hero of the story.)

• Anyone points with their thumb.

Chug:

• Cheney calls Edwards "John."

• Edwards calls Cheney "Dick."

• Cheney says that voting for Kerry will cause terrorists to attack.

• Edwards throws money in the air and shouts, "I'm rich! I'm rich! I could buy and sell all of you!"

• Cheney refers to Gwen Ifill as "you people," or -- more likely -- "Condi."

• The two men give up and let their wives decide the debate in a cage match.

• Edwards points out we have yet to capture Osama.

• Cheney pulls Osama out from under his jacket.

Bonus rounds:

• Edwards calls himself the "son of a mill worker": Chug a bottle of moonshine.

• Edwards refers to Cheney's six deferments: Have sex without using birth control.

• Cheney mentions "family values": Do a shot with your gay daughter.

• Cheney refers to Edwards's lack of foreign policy experience: Look for a WMD.

• Edwards talks about the "fighting for people just like the ones I grew up with" -- sip expensive drink while thinking nostalgic thoughts about the people you grew up and their Budweisers.

• Cheney tells Edwards to go fuck himself: Watch him try.