Veep Flakes: Everything Derbyshire Touches Turns to Gay
The National Review's opera-loving and sodomy-obsessed John Derbyshire shares his perspective on Kerry's vice presidential choice:
Isn't there a trend here? For each of the following ten pairs, identify the prettier one.
Kerry, Edwards
G.W. Bush, Cheney
Gore, Lieberman
Clinton, Gore
Dole, Kemp
G.H.W. Bush, Quayle
Dukakis, Bentsen
Reagan, G.H.W. Bush
Mondale, Ferraro
Carter, Mondale
Coding P, V, or T as the prettier (Prez, Veep, or Tie), I make it V-T-P-V-V-V-P-P-V-V. Seems to me there is a definite bias towards looks in the selection of veeps.
Crazy, no? G.W. Bush and Cheney a tie?! Maybe Derbyshire knows something about Dick that we don't.
PRETTY VEEPS [The Corner]