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Veep Flakes: Losing the Domain Name Lottery

Bidding at KerryEdwards.com is starting at $150K. For KerryGephardt.com, on the other hand, it is truly a buyers' market. Bidding starts at $9.95 and is open to, as the seller suggests, those who


stopped reading the New York Post after the morning of July 6th

are named Gephardt and plan to name your next child "Kerry"

are attending the Democratic convention and want a unique souvenir

are visiting Earth from an alternate universe

collect "almost historical" artifacts

No bids as of this writing, but we can sort sense that somewhere out there, an eyebrowless midwesterner is looking at the page longingly. . .

Kerry Gephardt .com Domain Name - Gephardt not Edwards [eBay]

For sale: kerryedwards.com [CNNmoney]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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