Notable moments from this morning's scramble to cover Kerry's selection of Edwards (what, like they didn't know this was coming?):

• ABC scoops everyone, but NBC's Ann Curry credits Andrea Mitchell with breaking the news. UPDATE: Or did Mitchell have it first after all? Everyone tells us something different! If only we could rewind time. If only we weren't so hungover!

• George Stephanopoulos reads from his Blackberry on the air! (Media equivalent of shooting up at the dinner table.)

• New York Post does "Dewey defeats Truman" one better:

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Diane Sawyer's explanation for this mixed message: "Well, that's a conservative paper so it could be trickery!" Whatever!