Veepstakes Loser Consoles Self with Josh Groban Calendar

Dick Gephart talks like a girl:


What else have you been buying?

I did get an iPod. Oh, I love it. It's the best thing that ever happened to me.

What are you listening to -- political speeches?

The collected speeches of Newt Gingrich. That would be NO. I like Josh Groban. I like Tony Bennett. I like Nelly. He's from St. Louis. He's a very good rapper. I like Eminem. I have his album.

Yeah, now all his notebooks are just covered with "DG+MM" and "Mrs. Dick Mathers."

The notebooks with "DG+JK" scribbled on them? Shoved under the bed. May auction on eBay someday.

House Proud [NYT via Gawker]

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