Very Ladylike Weiner Aide Simply Does Not Care For Intern Tell-All

Very Ladylike Weiner Aide Simply Does Not Care For Intern Tell-All

Oh our stars! It seems the noble people striving on the Sir Anthony Weiner for Newe Yorke Towne Mayore campaigne may be on the verge of an emotional swoon! A reporter for Talking Points Memo was just minding his or her own business, calling Weiner communications director Barbara Morgan to ask about a story unrelated to the campaign tell-all by a pulchritudinous intern, which had landed on this morning's front page of the Daily News.

(We are sure whatever TPM was going to ask about was much less annoying to an embattled campaign than said intern-tell-all must have been, like "Why won't Anthony Weiner actually say he is no longer sexting my dad" and "hey that sad girl is going to do all the porn now, huh?" and "oh, did you see where she said he wanted it 15 times a day, like a sad sexed out monkey?" or maybe "seriously, what the fuck with Weiner and his peen?")

Well, the communications lady, Barbara Morgan, she did proceedeth to have a cowe.

TPM called Weiner’s communications director Barbara Morgan to discuss an unrelated story Tuesday and she went off on a curse-filled rant about [Olivia] Nuzzi, describing her as a fame hungry “bitch” who “sucked” at her job. Morgan also called Nuzzi a “slutbag,” “twat,” and “cunt” while threatening to sue her.

Oh goodness, there is ever so much more.

  • “Fucking slutbag. Nice fucking glamour shot on the cover of the Daily News. Man, see if you ever get a job in this town again,” said Morgan.
  • “It’s all bullshit,” she said. “I mean, it’s such bullshit. She could fucking — fucking twat.”
  • “And then like she had the fucking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, ‘His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey,” Morgan said. “You know what? Fuck you, you little cunt. I’m not joking, I am going to sue her.”

And what of the offending tell-all by that lovely young lady, that caused such consternation and turmoil and tsuris in the mind of our campaign communicationerix? It contained the shocking truths that her fellow interns had only joined the crusade in an effort to curry favor with the candidate's wife, and that Mr. Weiner had once claimed he could remember everyone's names, but then, sadly, did not.

In the meantime, if Ms. Morgan should find herself very soon jobless, there is always a warm berth and bosom waiting for her at Your Wonket.

[TPM / DailyNews]

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