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Well, the 2012 presidential race is over, babies. Sharron Angle, who stumbled briefly on the Road of Bones but will soon be Queen of the Apocalypse, rocked the Karaoke Weekend by bursting into song -- the only song, if you are a True American. The Reagan Re-Election/Gulf War I stinker "God Bless the USA," infamously recorded by proto-Joe Miller/Nashville Adult Contemporary star Lee Greenwood.

This is, of course, the worst piece of music ever recorded. It is the Blingee of patriotic songs, so cheap and crass and blinky, narrated by some pathetic loser, a sniveling victim of the American Class War. "At least I know I'm free," yeah dude. That and an oxycontin stolen from your disabled sister's medicine cabinet might just help you make it through the night. But did you know unemployed bro's in Scandinavia were just cold gettin' blowjobs in a hot tub, because of socialism?

Anyway, Sharron Angle is the new president of AmeriKKKa! [Via Wonkette super special operative "Dan T."]

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Fox news, the preeminent home of White Jesus and White Santa Claus, had a bit of a dustup this weekend involving a Black Democrat, a Trump staffer, and of course, black people picking cotton. As many of you may recall, Republicans often have this antebellum fantasy of black Democrats living on a plantation, probably owned by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, trapped and desperate for "Free Market Solutions" to our mental slavery. So, it was absolutely no surprise at all when we heard White House advisor David Bossie tell black Democratic consultant Joel Payne that he was "out of his cotton picking mind," on Fox News Sunday. First of all, let me mention that this segment was about how victimized Republicans are because people keep calling them racist for saying and doing so many racist things. Like when people call Republicans Nazis for supporting baby concentration camps, BECAUSE IT'S MEAN AND HURTS THEIR RACIST FEELINGS. Man, they whine a lot.

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Scott Pruitt has been busy crooking up a storm since he became head of the Environmental Protection Agency, which he has dedicated his life to destroying. He's managed to stay under the radar somewhat because he works for an administration that kidnaps children, which is a bold but effectively distracting front for his grifting. It also helps that Congressional Republicans, including House Speaker Paul Ryan, routinely claim ignorance of his existence.

Unfortunately for Pruitt, the Office of the Special Counsel is very much aware he exists.

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