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VIDEO: Idiot Michele Bachmann Asks White People, 'Who Likes White Wet People?'

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Who likes white people? Uhh, everybody except for black people and brown people and yellow people, we guess? Also, many actual white people don't much like white people, having read a history book or two. But Michele Bachmann is here to praise Jesus and His Own Special People, even though he was an Arab. UPDATE: Michele Bachmann actually said she "hates white people" because they're "subhuman." YouTube regrets the error.

What is happening here? The Wonkette editorial board just had a meeting and your editor Kirsten Boyd Johnson said, "She's obviously referring to the dumb band that played before her but forgot to mention the rest of the band's name, because she's an idiot."

So the band is called "White People and ...." what? We don't know. Just elect Michele Bachmann. Let's get this country back on track! The apocalypse is barely a year away and we sure don't want a black person as president when God sends the Crazy Train.

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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