Virginia: Not That Mysterious After All

9:05 p.m.

Fox News finally called Virginia for Bush. ORDER RESTORED TO UNIVERSE. But we're definitely enjoying Fox News. Greta van Susteren threw a shit fit about getting contradictory info in her earpiece, and we found out why Brit Hume looks like he's covering a funeral: As Susan Estrich just said, "Either the exit polls are completely wrong or President Bush will lose the election." We don't know what's happening over there, but we have a word of advice: Stay away from the brown acid.

Maybe we didn't hallucinate those exit polls after all?


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