Vote Now! What Will Be In The GOP's Replacement For Obamacare?


Exciting news for any of you who hate medical care and socialism! The Republicans in Congress are working with America's Next Top President Mitt Romney to coordinate a plan forwhat will be in their bills replacing Obamakkkare!

The GOP took control of the House last year promising to “repeal and replace” Mr. Obama’s signature health law. So far, House Republicans have held dozens of votes on repeal, but they have yet to produce a broad replacement bill that would try to boost coverage without resorting to the mandate to buy insurance that Mr. Obama’s plan employs — a mandate that is now the subject of a Supreme Court challenge.

That is all very interesting (not really), but we wonder what will be in their modest package of bills? Great things, or the GREATEST things?

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