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Vote Sex Trading

Don't get us wrong: We are all for having sex in exchange for goods and services. Especially shoes. But this "Fuck the Vote" business has us confused. The idea, apparently, is to go all Lysistrata on some horny conservative and withhold sex until he/she signs a pledge sheet promising to vote for "anyone but George Bush" in the fall. They say this will work because we liberals "look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack." Don't know about you, but the first hot liberal figure that pops into my mind at this thought is Michael Moore -- "Fahrenheit 9/11," indeed! We especially love the signing a pledge sheet part. (And you thought putting on a condom broke the mood!) No, seriously: a pledge sheet. Of course. Because no conservative would ever lie in order to get permission to launch his missile. That would be like inflating his, uhm, intelligence or something.


Fuck The Vote: "Because Liberals Are Hotter" [FtheVote.com via Fleshbot]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money

Some dick is suing your Wonkette! If you are able, will you please send money?

1. Pick "just once" or "monthly."

2. Pick an amount, like say "all of the money."

3. Click "paypal" if you are paypal or "stripe" if you are not paypal.

4. MONEY.

5. Carry on with your day, and with new posts below!

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