Don't get us wrong: We are all for having sex in exchange for goods and services. Especially shoes. But this "Fuck the Vote" business has us confused. The idea, apparently, is to go all Lysistrata on some horny conservative and withhold sex until he/she signs a pledge sheet promising to vote for "anyone but George Bush" in the fall. They say this will work because we liberals "look hotter, we dress hotter, our ideas are hotter, and we are infinitely hotter in the sack." Don't know about you, but the first hot liberal figure that pops into my mind at this thought is Michael Moore -- "Fahrenheit 9/11," indeed! We especially love the signing a pledge sheet part. (And you thought putting on a condom broke the mood!) No, seriously: a pledge sheet. Of course. Because no conservative would ever lie in order to get permission to launch his missile. That would be like inflating his, uhm, intelligence or something.