Yesterday, we had an imaginary conversation with WSJ columnist John Fund before he testified at the Commission on Federal Election Reform. It went like this:
JOHN: Do you think if I wear this tie made out of an old jukebox panel, no one will notice this thing on my lip?
US: Does the tie actually light up and play music?
US: Try to sit next to a stacked lady. That might help.
— GREG BEATO