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Vulgar CA Assemblyman Caught On Open Mic Bragging About Various Affairs With Lobbyists

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Republican Michael D. Duvall, a California state assemblyman representing Orange County, loves family values and ethics, and thus is a member of the Rules Committee. Another thing he loves is pussy. He enjoys telling his assembly buddies about all of the sweet, sweet non-wife trim he gets on the side, with lobbyist gals. Unfortunately, open mics sometimes catch these conversations. If you want to see what this 54-year-old has to say about cum, click the clicky!

Here is what Michael D. Duvall has to say about cum:

Duvall, speaking to a relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his 
left, apparently had no idea his dais microphone became live beginning about a minute before the start of a cable-televised committee hearing. He was captured in the middle of recounting portions of an affair.


"She wears little eye-patch underwear," said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. "So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Oh, golly. Poor "relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his 
left," having to sit to the left of this slob. Because of all the CUM talk!

Duvall now finds himself in the delicate position of having to explain how he made up all of these stories, because c'mon... you did none of these things. You had sex with your wife maybe four times, 20 years ago, and that was it. C'mon.

OC Assemblyman In Bed With Lobbyist . . . No, Literally In Bed [OC Weekly]

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